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* Write something about Brightland the game,
be it a game review, what's your favourite character, favourite stage or complain about the boss that is unfair and steal your laundry. (Or something else entirely.)
*Receive 3 Brightcoins or a sketch.
Brightland is a completely fictional game that doesn't exist, but let's pretend it does for shits and giggles.
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Posted by plazmamaster 5 years ago Report
Do we just write in the comments or what?
Posted by Bright 5 years ago Report
That'll work.
Posted by SearKahn 5 years ago Report
Love the graphics. Characters are creative and hilarious. It's almost like a Saturday morning cartoon with all the funny jokes, fun characters, and all above fun vibe. Perfect way to start the morning. If i had to choose this game or a bowl of Lucky charms, id take this game
Posted by Bright 5 years ago Report
ALright, 3 coins you get.
Posted by MeTheMe 5 years ago Report
Brightland sets the mood in the first scene, as head chef Bright, having just finished creating the most perfect pizza, places it on the table before the primary antagonist, the succubus Queen Glutina, who takes the pizza and dashes. Enraged that he has received no compensation for his hard work and craftsmanship, Bright, our hero, goes to make sure she pays the 15.99 (plus tip) he is owed.
Be prepared to help him run through spooky graveyards, cross impossible rivers, and use his array of cooking tools and ingredients to fend off the lackeys of Glutina who, jealous of their queen's pizza, are prepared to eat anything that looks good, especially Bright!
Brightland mixes the classic form of platforming with the modern notion of having cool game mechanics and graphics to make you want to continue playing. Even when I was devoured by a snake and sent back to the start of the level, the controller that comes with the deluxe boxset of Brightland was strong enough to survive me throwing it through the window, and was even usable afterwards!
Brightland is a throwback, a modern classic, a post modern terror, and a post punk rockstar. I give it 5/5 stolen pizzas.
Posted by Bright 5 years ago Report
Hahaha, that's the king of reviews I was looking for.
Have 3 Brightcoins, or a sketch.