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Friend Dough
Prep Time: 30 minutes + rising
Bake Time: about 1-3 days
Makes: 1 loaf
Ingredients:
1 friend (whole)
Directions:
1. Preheat yourself to 350°F.
2. Insert friend into a large stomach. It's best if they are already sleeping warm and cozy under a blanket, otherwise you may have to wait for them to fall asleep if you aren't confident in your baking skill. Clothing is optional.
3. Punch down dough. You can use a rolling pin or any other cookware of your choice, but be sure to be forceful! Then, knead stomach until smooth and elastic, 10-20 minutes. You should be able to hear it whimpering or begging. Shape dough into a single round lump.
4. Allow dough to rise until it fills the stomach completely. Let it rest for 1-2 hours.
5. Bake until the dough stops struggling. Dough will sound hollow and sad when poked or prodded.
That's it, you're done! Leave a comment below, and don't forget to like and subscribe, friends.
Posted by Shugoki 4 years ago Report
Instructions unclear, friend became Marxist revolutionary
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Posted by Bruhidk 4 years ago Report
Same
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Posted by HipHugger 4 years ago Report
Cute!
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Posted by Gorgrath177 4 years ago Report
Final instruction: excrete the finished loaf onto a large platter and serve to friend’s family!
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Posted by Progressive 4 years ago Report
"Lora doesn't share food." :P
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Posted by Bright 4 years ago Report
This made me laugh.
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Posted by Progressive 4 years ago Report
XD I was mildly drunk when I wrote it, so I'm glad it's still funny sober.
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Posted by PixelMood 4 years ago Report
Real chef recipe
I will recommend it to my friends
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Posted by whatisthissheet 4 years ago Report
Yo that's some great pixel art, shading is so good.
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Posted by Progressive 4 years ago Report
Thank you kindly! It took a long time, but it was worth it.
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Posted by Sublime 4 years ago Report
This is great! I absolutely love the belly resting on the table.
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Posted by Progressive 4 years ago Report
Thanks! Me too :3
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Posted by Sausy 1 year ago Report
Instructions unclear, no friends
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