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Episode 13: Baby Bowel Movement By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Alternate title:  ZeldaNoVorsu Hits a New Low or Reaching Further into the Depths of  CrystalKiller88's Depravity

Well, Audience, here we are at the third race of this Grand Prix that is being cobbled together in this arc (seriously, none of these courses follow each other in an official Mario Kart cup). Like last time, I will spare you the recap as the beginning of the story once more takes care of that. We join our intrepid Divine Scribe and his fox pal Nate Hatano at Bowser's Castle this time where obviously everything will be fair and balanced... Okay, I don't believe that either. Nate may have survived Daisy's wrath and Peach's magic but will he survive his own creators depraved desires (hint, hint: there's a baby pred in this one, but fear not! I put a clear warning where it begins, so you can stop there)?!? Also featuring: a side story detailing a little adventure taken by Princess Zelda.

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techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Huh, an Acceleracers joke...

I do need to finish that series.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

AND THEN THE GREATEST KAIJU BATTLE OF ALL TIME, THE MEME VS THE KING!

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

*Waluigi Stadium intensifies.*

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

I mean hey, its awesome music

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

 CrystalKiller88! Someone got your joke!

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

YEEEEEESSSSSS... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Dramatic response is dramatic.

GamerX568

Posted by GamerX568 4 years ago Report

An arachnophobe ranked a bunch of video game arachnids, and the Armogohma is one of their least favorites because of how Spider-Like it actually is. https://youtu.be/pW-AwNhR4jE Here I believe. They have another shorter video with different arachnids. https://youtu.be/gU5gcum9Pl4
So, yes, Legend of Zelda does Spiders pretty well.

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

Hi there. I wrote that line because I am a completely pathetic insectophobe that flinches hard at the sight of anything yellow.

So, thank you for the compliment!

GamerX568

Posted by GamerX568 4 years ago Report

You're Welcome.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Man, you and Crystal really don't like Waluigi, huh. Am I the only one in this crazy cult who actually enjoys him?

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I was wondering why you were randomly just commenting on this. Um, I think the cult drives me away more than the character himself. Though to be fair, I did make him a kaiju this time, and he only got eaten because I had to appease Crystal's desire for Koopaling vore. I do have an idea where he uses his meme powers to appear and not get eaten though. I think Crystal dislikes him more.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

My derpiness transcends necro posting. And a kaiju, huh? Interesting, very interesting.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I won't question it. And yeah, a kaiju. He took on big Bowser himself, complete with Waluigi Stadium to accompany him.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Maybe one day he will get the full extent of his powers, away from any anti Waluigi preference from scribes or 4th wall breakers.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

The true mastermind behind the events of SPS?

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

I haven't established any real lore yet, so that is a possibility...

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Although, that does mean Peach will most likely eat him in the end for his schemes.