The Tales of the Wanderer are a collection of interviews between ZeldaNoVorsu Tertie and Nate Hatano (
CrystalKiller88's OC)... at least some of them are. No matter the format, they mostly chronicle his journeys through the multi-verse, souring his relationship with all sorts of women and leaving them wanting him on a platter. It's up to Tertie to help him make amends with these women... OK, who am I kidding? Tertie usually just writes down what happens when he gets eaten and reform him after, but I know that's what you guys really want...