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Episode 16: Viridi's Victory By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Ahh... Nothing like a relaxing vacation at the beach to rest my hands and let my mind refresh. I wonder how Nate's been spending his free time while I'm away? ...probably getting into all sorts of trouble we'll need to resolve in more Tales of the Wanderer down the road. Oh, what's this? A memo from Viridi. Reading to himself sounds. Hmm, I guess she and Nate made a Tales while I was gone. I'm sure it's harmless. Right, Nate? ...Nate?

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Wait, finale? Now I have to read all of them...

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

Doooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiit!

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Let's see how fast you can do it.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Well I would have completed them by now, if it wasn't for the full length novel of episode 4.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Ah yes, that one. My longest story ever. There's lots of Smash lady vore in there though.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Well that wasn't the happiest ending. But I've finally read all the relevant series to your lore! Wait... *glances at "Next" button* What do you mean Episode 17? IS THE WORD FINALE NOT SACRED? Welp, I guess I have one more. Quick question though, you mentioned earlier that you got eaten 3 times in TotW, and I only counted two, one in E6 from Peach, and one in E7 from Viridi. Did I miss one, or is it in E17?

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

What up, I'm Squid, I'm *censored*, and I apparently never cursewording learned how to read! You said two total, not two more adding to the Peach I already recorded. I really need to stop reading these when sleep deprived...

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Glad you were able to figure that out despite your sleep deprivation. Now I might suggest some sleep.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Finale? Squid, what are you talking about? There's no finale anywhere in the title, description, or tags. You must be mistaken.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Tricksy Scribeses! I know it said that before! I'm not crazy... I think.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I object! There is no proof!

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Then how do you explain my comment about the finale a month ago? And tech's reaction? And dagar's doubt at this being the finale, which was obviously correct?

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Um... Look over there! Peach eating Bowsette and Booette!

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Where? Wait a minute... *scribe is gone* Tricksy, tricksy...

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*shakily puts on helmet* Okay time to read.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Hang in there. You can do it.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*My FAST Pack system locks onto my back and limbs as a ship appears in the upper atmosphere, a winged mech landing behind me*

Your compliment will not save you from your sins Crystal. Lancelot Albion deploy.

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

So, to be clear, you're mad at me for something beyond my control happening to one of my characters?

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

As their so called creator, your responsibility is to keep stuff like this from happening. Were it up to me I'd completely destroy this timeline and rebuild it. The chaos from this will destabilize several other ones. But no, I can't touch it, unfortunately.

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

I was in Alrest! Whaddya want me to do? Not find Core Crystals for drivers?

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

I have no clue what that is. I swear at this rate I'm going to track down if any Hatanos live in my dimension and put them under watch for stuff like this.

Freaking PAIGE was crying! A predator crying and knowing their time is up is heartbreaking. I should know.

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

To be honest, and to break character for a moment, that scene was really hard to write...

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Dude I play a cruel unfeeling Mara a lot. But seeing all of them cry...

*cocks Nameless Midnight*

How can you live with yourself tossing them to everyone?

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

...YOU'RE RIGHT! I CAN'T!

*Dives into Susie's mouth that she doesn't have*

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Huh. Well uh Susie honey if you would.

*Susie's belly growls loudly* "fast digestion activated. Acid strength high"

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

Crystal HP: 0

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

So that's Susie: 2, Crystal's poo...

Good girl. *pats Susie's head*

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Well that was anti-climatic...

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Yeah just a bit. I can't Base Delta Zero without endangering cute little Susie. *Currently cradling her while she snoozes off her meal.*

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

*Pops back into existence*

Welp, I no longer feel guilty. I will learn nothing from this experience.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*Puts Susie down gently, patting her head before turning with gleaming lenses*

Okay.

Start running. *gun cocking*

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Oh, here we go. Finally, the good stuff.

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

*Runs*
Whoop whoop whooooop!

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*ignites FAST Pack thrusters and jumps into the air Mando style, flipping out the wings and taking potshots as I get air superiority.*

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE ARCHITECT!

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

I'LL CONSTRUCT A STRATEGY TO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PUNS!

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*eye twitch as a barrage of rockets flies out of my back unit*

TASTE ANTIMATTER!

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

*Crystals shoot up behind me, blocking the missiles.*

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

How in the... Okay antimatter du-

*The crystals detonate and blow us both back*

OH THERE IT GOOOOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSSS

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

Huh. That wasn't supposed to happen..

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*cough* you know antimatter detonates in a massive explosion when it hits normal matter correct? Need to tune the yield... *continues ttb here chase.* but you're not safe!

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

This is getting really hard to read...

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Do you admit defeat then?

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

I have no idea what this says, but I accept your surrender.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*Fire rains from the sky as you are obliterated in a Base Delta Zero from Phoenix Roost while I fly back to it with the still full Susie for her to dump out the last version of you when we get home*

mmmooo55

Posted by mmmooo55 4 years ago Report

Nate?! Answer me! NATE? NAAAATTTEEE-
fukin rip, the entire hateno family got swatted by Nintendo for having a copyrighted surname; cant believe it came to this.

also, does the story about the diaper dungeon mentioned halfway through exist somewhere? if so i don't think i've read it.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I thought about making that reference. Technically, it's spelled Hatano, but at least in my head they're pronounced the same, so the gods of Nintendo decided this was their destiny.

It does, though that was something new Crystal dropped on me. There is not currently a story involving one.

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

I'd like to write that story, but nothing's guaranteed unfortunately.

dagar

Posted by dagar 4 years ago Report

Why do I feel this isnt the finale? Why does Viridi hear boss music?

On a serious note, if it is the real end, rather sad and cruel! Its hard to tell where you seem to be putting their consciousness though. Is it the panties? The flowers? The fat they became?

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

To be clear, it's the panties. The flower thing is a reference to the game Spiritfarer.

dagar

Posted by dagar 4 years ago Report

Ahh. Im more in love with the idea of being sentient fat personally. Joggly jiggly, warm, soft plushness. Thanks for clearing it up though. ^_^

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

*Is definitely not playing boss music.*

Well, had the main pred been a Zelda, then we would have probably gotten some sentient fat for the finisher.

dagar

Posted by dagar 4 years ago Report

You also made no comment on the "this isn't the finale" bit XD I'm guessing that's a possibility at least then. After all! Who ends on the number 16?