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From Sheikah Pictures Studios...
It's the Multiverse's game!
Wheel. Of. FART-une!
Welcome back, folks, to a very special episode of Wheel of FART-une. I'm bringing in guests from my side gig writing Tales of the Wanderer. Who's gonna to win big tonight? Who's gonna "butt bomb?" Don't change that channel or you might miss it! This episode promises to bring extra excitement beyond our usual butt boosts and booty belches. Drama, action, and maybe even a little... romance? Experience it all in tonight's episode! It won't disappoint!
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After the doom and gloom of last episode (even though CrystalKiller88 says it was less dark than Episode 15, but he's just wrong), I thought we should do something super fun and campy. So I'm bringing you a broadcast from my other job as the host of Wheel of Fart-tune. There's plenty of twists and turns in this one along with charming camp, so I think most of you will enjoy it... Should I give a warning? It kind of soils the surprise... Nah, most of the people who read this series won't be bothered anyways. And look, we've even got a somewhat appropriate thumbnail courtesy of
techtician (who has been looking forward to this).
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"Finale"? What are you talking about? Who ends their TV series on Episode 16. Don't be ridiculous. I have too many plans for this series to let it end with last episode. Finale... the things you come up with sometimes, Audience, adorable.
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
WAS THAT A METTATON EX REFERENCE IN THE DESCRIPTION?!
Also so I'm hearing justice?
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Well I guess I can't hold Crystal hostage anymore for his crimes...
For now.
Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report
*Sighs heavily in relief.*
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Perhaps.
Also yes, justice has come.
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
I love that line so much.
And justice sounds a lot like toots and poops.
*casually puts pistol back in holster and Archimedes perches on my shoulder* Don't need that anymore. Hopefully.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Oh, it is.
With Crystal as my collaborator, I wouldn't get too comfortable.
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
True...
Keep an eye on him, call me if he needs this again. I'll probably bring back up. *gestures at Susie.*
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
I have you on speed dial in case he acts up again, but he may not be the only one you need to... actually, never mind.
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Hmm? What was that?
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Nothing.
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
For a Divine Being, you are a terrible liar.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
You dare accuse me of lying?! Who do you think you are?
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
*crosses arms*
The Cosmic Architect, last remaining member of the Observatory's inhabitants.
And yes. *I* dare.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
You, who does not even know how to do italics, would challenge my credibility? What would I even have to lie about?
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Okay don't come after my inability to use the website. And I heard you stop before continuing above. That's what you're lying about.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Heard me? How can you hear me when I am not saying anything?
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
If looks could kill, Vorsu, if looks could kill...
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Are you threatening me, Cosmic Architect?
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Not threatening. Just... What's the word? Done?
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
I think that means I win then.
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
*eye twitch*
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Smirks.
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
I have Zelda on speed dial
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Gulps.
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Oh good! You already know what sound she'll make~
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
*smirks*
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Don't get too cocky now. I have several people on speed dial as well.
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
*drawing pad digitizes* Who gets to turn you to poots and poo this time?
Hmm...
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Oh really? You're going to threaten me with that? I seem to recall you saying something similar when Squid got eaten for the first time... Do it, I dare you.
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Hmm what was that thing you wanted me to do? Shall I go back through and find it?
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Oh no... I'm in danger.
Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
*evil grin*
Archimedes! We are outta here!
*digitizes away with an echoing laugh*
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Gulps (again).
Posted by dagar 4 years ago Report
I knew I heard boss music last chapter!
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Indeed! And it was coming from me. I couldn't just leave them for dead, now could I?
Posted by dagar 4 years ago Report
Well, you could, but only padding nicer people. Being panties is much more boring than being fat, especially on mean girls!
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
So you're saying if someone nice were to eat them and keep their souls as jiggling fat on their butt, then leaving behind would be fine?
Posted by dagar 4 years ago Report
Well, it'd be okay in my book. They don't seem to be okay with padding someone out, but I'd love a nice person who wanted me to pad them out.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Ah, I see. I'm sure there's somewhere out there that could do that for you.
Posted by dagar 4 years ago Report
Oh I'm sure! Doubt I could've resisted Wendy's attempt on Nate earlier in the stories, or any encounter with Midna or the witch Wendy. <3
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Wait, Wendy like the Koopaling? She's not particularly nice though...
Posted by dagar 4 years ago Report
No, but I'm also not talking specifically for Nate either at that point. ^^; I also rather enjoy being the unwilling partner in some of these scenarios though too.... so being dominated by Wendy O'Koopa wouldn't be such a bad thing in my book.... even if I'm squirming under that rear for a time. ^^; The other Wendy I was mistaking for Irene from one of the Zelda games, who would also be fun. ^^; Viridi can be kinda.... more annoying about her domination in my opinion.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Well, to each their own I suppose. I'm very picky when it comes to who eats me, so if I had to wind up as sentient fat on someone it would be... Checks notes. Right, Zelda, and no one else. You're not wrong in that Viridi is a bit over-the-top with her domination, but she's always been a drama queen.
Posted by dagar 4 years ago Report
Yea. I do enjoy the domination aspect, but the ego has to not be an annoying level. Few different dom styles do it for me. Playful doms, Momma doms, sometimes crueler doms if they aren't so annoying about it. Some examples of characters besides those mentioned from your stories, I'd probably be okay with someone like Shego or Renamon/Rukia. Most of the Undertale cast would be fun too. Probably quite a few others, but just examples. <3 Zelda is awesome though, but which one? You can't just say "Zelda" and assume that's the end of the answer? Unless it's all of them? My favorite Zelda is Tetra though. Praise to the Pirate Queen. <3
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
I mean, if I get to pick, then definitely Breath of the Wild, but otherwise any of them is fine as long as it's not CD-I.
Posted by dagar 4 years ago Report
Breath of the Wild has Bularia though, or really any of BOTW's garudos <3
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
But Breath of the Wild has Breath of the Wild Zelda though.
Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
I should have read this earlier! Definitely one of your strongest. I had serious Snifit or Whiffit vibes from this. And free advertising! This's going in the favorite collection.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Oh, yeah, this is a great story. I had a blast coming up with the idea and writing it. Also, yes, free advertising. Wait, the exclusive favorites collection?! Can it be?
Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
Usually I save it for stories I want to read later, but this is really good. Well, that's it then, that's every story relating to you and your followers' lore... wait, I still have to read Smax's. Almost every story.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
I mean out of all of Smax's stories, I only appear in a single one. Most of his are just Monster Girl stories. There's one Smash one with Samus eating Pit, oh, and a CYOA series that I helped proofread but he stopped working on for some reason.
Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
Ok, (i now /i) every story involving this lore. So... now what? I've been doing this for so long, now I'm all caught up. Weird.
Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
That is not how you do italics. And I can't just google it...
Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
Oh, you said brackets, not parentheses. So NOW I know how to do it.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
You got it! Uh... now... hmm... Well, I mean, Crystal and I are working on another of these I guess, and eventually I'll get
techtician to work on Chronicles again so you can have something to read there. For now, I guess, enjoy some Peach vore? You've earned it.
Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
Can do. Looks like we all have our plans, so I guess I'll just read them when they come, I think I've watched everyone with a Vorsu.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Even yourself? You have a Vorsu as well. I wonder if there are any of my stories with Peach pred that you've missed? Might be worth looking into.
Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
Well as the website says, "Please save bandwidth by using a mirror to watch yourself." And I don't believe there is, unless you count that part of the story where Peach and Zelda watch Clone Wars.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Wait, where does it say that? I know I have the button to watch myself, but I've never clicked it. No, I wasn't counting that. I didn't have any specific stories in mind.
Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report
You get it if you click the watch button on your own profile. And I 100% did it ironically and not because I'm egotistical or anything.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Ah, so you can't actually watch yourself. I always wondered what would happen, but I wasn't egotistical to try. I kind of thought it was just lazy design to leave it in for yourself, but now I know they actually left it as an Easter Egg/troll. Nice.
Posted by jrarulez 4 years ago Report
This was an enjoyable show! Do you plan on making more episodes of Wheel of Fart-une?
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Not at the moment, but that doesn't mean I never want to revisit the idea later.
Posted by jrarulez 4 years ago Report
Okay! You’re really good at writing stories. My parents said that I could create good stories but I don’t think I can find myself to do so at the moment. I have ideas but I don’t know how to apply them or make it work. How do you do it? Got any tips?
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Oh, well thank you. Having ideas is an important first step. Rarely can I write without having an idea of the beginning and end of the stories, which allows me to then write the journey between the two points. The best way, in my opinion, is to plot out as much of the story as you can before you go to write it, as having a consistent scaffold helps keep you on track. The only thing I don't usually plan as much are the vore scenes themselves. I plan where to put them, but I find writing them to be more of an in the moment thing. This is because I find the best way to write vore scenes is to be inspired. Look at other art and writing to find a scene or sequence you really like. Or look for a scene or sequence that does sort of what you are looking to do. That person figured out how to apply or make the idea work, which will show you that it can in fact be done.
Posted by jrarulez 4 years ago Report
Thanks for the advice!
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
You're welcome!