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Episode 18: Emergency Food By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

It's Throwback Tuesday! (I know it's supposed to be on Thursday, but I'm not waiting to upload this any longer.) "Why?" you ask. Because this episode goes back to the classic format of Nate does something to upset a girl, so said girl gets revenge by eating him (with a little help to push him there by yours truly). Who is the girl this time? Well, none other than Emergency Food herself: Paimon. But, her reason for wanting Nate in her tummy is because she lives up to her nickname thanks to a crossover between her game of origin Genshin Impact (aka rip-off Breath of the Wild, hence the crossover) and Breath of the Wild in which Nate kind of earns his humiliation this time (also, a little behind-the-scenes trivia,  CrystalKiller88 tried to get me to have Mipha be the pred, but my lore knowledge defeated him and allowed me to go with who I wanted). With such a classic episode format, there's no real world ending stakes or dramatic cliff hanger to allude to, so enjoy, I guess? Both the story and the custom thumbnail I made for it.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

*Paimon gets eaten*
Crystal and Smax want to know your location

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

What are they going to do? Also get eaten?

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Perhaps.

SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 4 years ago Report

Why would I wanna stop this? If I’d know , I’d have brought popcorn.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Oh, you just like Paimon, you're not protective of her. My mistake!

SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 4 years ago Report

Yeah I agree with Vorsu. If poor Paimon is hungry, she only needs to ask. Besides I’d end up gulped by Zelda she knows from experience digesting me is good brain food.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Besides, Crystal was in on this, so he had his chance to stop it, but instead he agreed to the idea.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Oh jeez barely in and theres alreafy a K-2SO joke

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

And I got to use my Lanka for that glorious sniper shot! Ah Warframe railgun technology is beautifully broken~

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I should have known you would get that reference.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

I want to hug Max. He needs one.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

You'll have to ask  CrystalKiller88 about that.

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

Max is accepting of hugs. But try to huggle him and he'll explode.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

I will give him a quick hug and a head run then immediately tomahawk you. The poor boy has PTSD.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*rub

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

Tomahawk me? It was Krystal that traumatized him!

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

And it was, as we established, you who decided not to help them!

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Crystal, Krystal, all you have to do is change one letter.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Good point.

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

You people and your sound logic...

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

That's how I got Zelda in this episode after all.

The K

Posted by The K 4 years ago Report

I'll never get tired of belches that bring up the second taste of the meal. Really good. I also enjoyed that Zelda's belly could be seen from behind, at least the sides. That's a huge belly.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

That concept was something I discovered a long time ago, before I started writing, in someone else's stories on DeviantArt. I can't remember who though, which disappoints me, because I'd love to go back and read them again to remind myself how they did them. It was a nice big, cheeks-bloating belch Zelda had that gave her that second taste though. I do like the image of bellies that are visible from behind, and the princess deserves a meal that fills hers well.

The K

Posted by The K 4 years ago Report

Well you've certainly taken that style and made it your own. I love reading these stories so much.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Indeed. If I remember correctly, there was no cheek bloating before the belches and definitely no butt belches either. Therefore I had to incorporate the concept into my own brand of gassy goodness I'm glad you enjoy reading so much.

The K

Posted by The K 4 years ago Report

Cheek bloating before the belches and butt belches are my fave!

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Well you are certainly in the right place for those.