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Peach Drinks a Ko-fi (Dirty) By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Here we are at the last of these, for all you disposal fiends out there (not meant as an insult of course). And hurray! I've gotten my first few donations. Shoutout to my long time friend  derpsquid42 for being the first to donate. Someone else donated after him, but did so privately, which is fine, I just won't out you. Thanks to everyone who has so far! Still going to release this last ad and then move on. I would say it's a gift for Mr. Squid, because he loves Peach vore, but I already had this planned ahead of time.

Ko-fi ad series:


  1. Zelda Drinks a Ko-fi (Clean)
  2. Zelda Drinks a Ko-fi (Dirty)
  3. Peach Drinks a Ko-fi (Clean)
  4. You are here.

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techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Dammit! I forgot to donate when I followed! Agh! First stolen from me!

Though its Squid so its fine.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Squid used his tentacle propulsion and high level of derpiness to slide in there and get the first donation.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Curse you squids, my rocket boots are in development...

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

*waves finger* You're too slow! *jumps into dimentional portal so you won't sic Mara on me*

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Gah! Track him Archimedes! *he lands on my shoulder as I digitize*

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Darn! How did I not notice the bird before! I guess there's only one thing to do... *throws Peach a Super Bell*

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Nope Nope Nope *starts running at full speed* AAAAAHHHHHH CAT PEACH NOOOOOOO! I CAN'T LET VORSU GET A POINT!

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

MWAHAHA! This powerup makes her unstoppable! Alright, that's enough. Time to go back to normal, Peach. *Cat Peach growls* Peach? Peach? PEAAACCHHH?

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

OH NO SHE'S GONNA EAT BOTH OF US! FLY AWAY ARCHIMEDES! *hears growling behind me* NONONONO NOT THE LITTER BOX!

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

*frantically deletes Super Bell code* NONONONONO I DO NOT WANT TO BE CALAMARI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*slides down a hill* ARCHIMEDES GET US HOME!

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

*code deleted* I DID IT... WAIT SHE'S STILL IN HER POWERED UP STATE! I need to hit her some how... *summons Ultimate Ganondorf with no cooldown, a la https://youtu.be/xOjvo9-y1qg?t=44* "DODODODODORIYAH"

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*manages to jump home* Okay okay, no cats, or Maras or Susies... I wonder how Squid is doing...

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Whew. Glad that's taken care of. Welp, back to working on v4.0. Maybe I should of better ways to deal with mechanical(?) birds... nah, it shouldn't be a problem.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Archimedes you win again *He whirrs and chirps*

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Well, it appears I missed quite the adventure last night.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

*panting* Oh hi Vorsu. Yeah you kinda did.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Well, it looks like you sorted things out yourselves, so I'm going to go now.

SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 4 years ago Report

Dammit! I keep trying to donate but stupid PayPal keeps rejecting my card!

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

You might have to take it up with their customer support.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Best version. The other 3 are good as well, but this is definitely the best.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

That's not because I mentioned you in the description, is it?

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

What? No, I'm not THAT egotistical... says the person who already has three of his own boss battles planned.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

It's really because of that Dirty Peach, isn't it?

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

This is not the first time that YouTube video has been used in response to one of my comments.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Hey, it's a good quote.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

This sudden everything is cake meme has potential, don't you think?

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

That was not the right link at all.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

You've been had by Google.