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They always start to wiggle there at the end. Even the willing ones.
There are plenty of critters at the Tame Camp who will eat you if you ask them to. Stick your head in a lion's or hyena's mouth, or even a rhino's or elephant's mouth, and it will all end in a burp.
The reason the Very Friendly Cheetah is such a notorious predator there is she really, really wants to eat you, and she'll let you know. Nine times out of ten someone will push her away when she gapes over their face, and of the ones that don't, nine out of ten will do so when she swallows their head.
But when you make a good faith effort to swallow 15-20 people a week, even a 1% success rate means a surprising number of people disappear down a hundred-pound cheetah's gullet. It takes her a couple of days to digest someone and then a week to run off the resulting flab, and then she's right back at it again.
You can trust her all right. You can trust that she very much wants to eat you. And if you let her get far enough over you that she's in charge of the situation, she will.
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Posted by Snorlaxkid 4 years ago Report
I mean, if she showed me that maw I'd just happily hop in. <3
Posted by ChaoskampfNunc 4 years ago Report
On the other hand it's relatively safe to have sex with her now thanks to his sacrifice
Posted by redsquallff8 4 years ago Report
She can eat me anytime
Posted by nc 4 years ago Report
I can picture a human, who just can't get enough of sex with the cheetah. He returns again and again, believing to know her well enough to push her away just in time... only to get more cocky every time. While she learns what makes him tick better and better and hold him on the edge... until one fine day... the dance on the edge ends on the wrong side of the fur coat.
Posted by Strega 4 years ago Report
Yep, I'm sure most of her human meals are a result of acclimatization and overconfidence. She's just not big enough or savage enough to seem particularly threatening. 83