Posted by HallaDeck 4 years ago Report

This is such a hard pick, they both seem like such nice throats to slide down and gurgle away for. Luckily for conker he has the extra lives, so the both of them can get a taste of him~!

Posted by CABEZILLA142DXD 4 years ago Report

No wonder how he ended up enjoying this kind of stuff!

Posted by HallaDeck 4 years ago Report

Now i just imagine these two just stuffed him with all the one ups they could and then set him up so they could eat him over and over again, and eventually he just learned to enjoy it prior to the last Conker pic
Not the worst response to being eaten alive a ton~

Posted by CABEZILLA142DXD 4 years ago Report

As always, he just ended rolling with it, at least it's the wisest choice in this kind of scenario lol

Posted by HallaDeck 4 years ago Report

Fighting it just means the duo has even more fun with him, i dont doubt he may try at first but when your stuck in a loop of respawning, its either learn to enjoy it or accept your fate as a sexy birds food~

Posted by threk 4 years ago Report

Two such lovely birbs, the main consideration seems to be "Teeth or No Teeth"

Posted by CABEZILLA142DXD 4 years ago Report

Somehow Kazooie is probably more dangerous when you thing about all three stuff she may have in her belly.

Posted by HallaDeck 4 years ago Report

Toy Chica: Possibility of slicing you up a bit through sharp teeth hidden behind the detachable beak, only risk of digestion in her gut
Kazooie: No risk of being chewed up, possible to get crushed to death before you digest if she finds any jiggies
Both got risks, both worth the risk since the jiggie would likely just shove you deep to the bottom of her gut and pin ya under the acids for easier digestion and the teeth make for a nice cave entrance for your new home~

Posted by ShadowDM 4 years ago Report

Hard choice. Probably Kazooie, because I like her for longer time.

Posted by CABEZILLA142DXD 4 years ago Report

Nice choice, she can definitely fit more stuff in her belly~

Posted by seth270 4 years ago Report

would go OG birb known longer plus looks softer to land on

Posted by CABEZILLA142DXD 4 years ago Report

Nice choice, also she'smore cocky which is always a plus in my book.

Posted by seth270 4 years ago Report

true true

Posted by Killboo 4 years ago Report

Huh, so this is why conker didn’t appear in smash, Kazooie probably ate him if I had to choose. :3

Posted by CABEZILLA142DXD 4 years ago Report

From now on my headcanon will be: If a popularcharacter doesn't get in Smash it'sbecause Kasooie ate them on their way to get it. Banjo can't be always supervising her!

Posted by empatheticapathy 4 years ago Report

I'd split all my extra lives between the two of them as evenly as I could - but give the last one to Chica, and do something else nice for her too. Name her as the sole benefactor in my will or something.

Posted by CABEZILLA142DXD 4 years ago Report

Good choice, she has to "work" all night! She deserves more!

Posted by empatheticapathy 4 years ago Report

Yeah, you get it.

Posted by DudeBoi54 4 years ago Report

Maybe Kazooie. If she has stuff in her already and I don't fall onto it and breack my bones I could use them to stay alive longer. Though this might backfire but they may get bored. Not that I would mind being eaten over and over. I just would be wary on 3 or 2 lives left.

Posted by CABEZILLA142DXD 4 years ago Report

That's a good strategy

Posted by voltgaming20 4 years ago Report

Ah heck...

Posted by YamiTakashi 4 years ago Report

Kazooie I3 since the risk of getting chewed is higher with chica ^^;

Posted by ShinMegamiDerpy 4 years ago Report

Conker has a white tipped tail.

Posted by harpylove 4 years ago Report

Kazooie.