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Day 25 - Hack-O-Lantern By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Well, if you're worried I took the "Hack" in the prompt to mean write a slasher horror story, fear not because I'm much too squeamish for that sort of thing. Besides, this is the 21st century. I see hack and think breaking into someone's technology. Which is exactly what happens here. Annoyed with Halloween delaying the arrival of his holiday deals, Dr. Eggman invents the Hack-O-Lantern to try and make people hate Halloween, but instead his robots go rogue and instead cause much lewder chaos while he smugly eats evil ham thinking they're doing what they're supposed to. Unfortunately, the Hack-O-Lanterns get both  CrystalKiller88 and  SmaxTheDestroyer (as Slytherin) into trouble. Part of this trouble involves some in story images, something I don't commonly do, so I should link to the here, even though I also linked them in the story itself.

Peach image: https://www.deviantart.com/coolspencer/art/Princess-Peaches-Nice-Butt-849119542
Samus image: https://www.deviantart.com/parsujera/art/Samus-Bath-450623108

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Ah, a new user? I really have to get with the times... and looks like Eggman is back to his "evil plans but not really evil"

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

No new users as far as I can see... and I mean, Eggman doesn't really do anything evil himself other than create his robots. The robots, however, should be in jail probably.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Oh, I was talking about Slytherin, unless they're just the house from Harry Potter. And the robots should definitely be in jail, specifically horny jail. *bonk*

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Oh, well, that confusion arises from the initial lack of description on the story. I'm thinking the robots probably won't make it to jail though. Peach is going to chuck hers out the window, Amy will smash hers, and Samus will plug hers full of laser bolts.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Ah, that explains it. I'll keep that in mind. And who's to say Peach won't use one of her various objects in her forward smash?

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Perhaps. A frying pan would certainly teach that robot a lesson.

SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 4 years ago Report

Ha!

SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 4 years ago Report

That is the extent of my reaction to this!

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Okay!

ABrinson27

Posted by ABrinson27 4 years ago Report

What a interesting plot~

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Indeed

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

This is like the 5th time this week Amy has eaten me. How is she not sick of the taste yet?

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Different Amy's perhaps? Also, the week literally just started, so you've been eaten by her 5 times in two days?

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

...yes.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

So, uh, what'd you do to make Amy, or multiple Amies, so mad at you? Besides the misunderstanding in this story of course.

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

I kinda lost track of all those things...

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

It was only 5 times. How hard could it be to keep track of them?

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

I owe a lot of preds a lot of things. You really think it was just Amy eating me those two days?

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Not really. I'm honestly surprised you even ever have time to comment here.

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

I'm literally typing this on my phone, inside a braixen's stomach. And that's tough to do with paws...

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Why do you have paws now?

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

My form can sometimes change to better fit a dimension I'm in. I was in a dimension populated only with pokemon, so I turned into an Eevee.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Perhaps that was your first mistake.

CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 4 years ago Report

Nah. If I remained in a humanoid form, I wouldn't have been able to talk to the locals. Plus, I probably would have thrown their world into chaos by being there.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

I really need to sit down and read all these.

Also I'm realizing I've only helped with like... 2? I think 2 of these.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

You're slacking, my boy.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

I mean I would help if I had any concept of what the heck is going on and you actually mention it to me

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I meant on your readings. The stories for the most part I come up with my own. If I need help, I'll ask.

techtician

Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report

Oh. That. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah been real bad about actually reading anything lately.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

You're going to have to binge now.

BolshevistDoge

Posted by BolshevistDoge 4 years ago Report

You mean to tell me you’ve never seen the absolute hit film of the 70’s “Hack-O’Lantern?” Directed by an Indian guy who literally could not speak English at the time and didn’t know what Halloween was?

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

I have never even heard of it.

zenitharms

Posted by zenitharms 2 years ago Report

Pretty cool story! How did you put pictures on it tho? :)