“UUUOOOOORRRRRPPH!!”

A thunderous, warbling belch echoed throughout the now empty and deserted Tengu Village, not a single living soul to be found… save for a lone kappa leisurely waddling along the mountain’s dirt paths, a proud and accomplished smirk plastered upon her chubby face.

“Heehee, looks like my new tengu-capturing device was a resounding success~!” Nitori giggled to herself as she squished her tubby arms into the sides of her humongous, flabby gut as it shifted sluggishly from side to side, the sound of goopy liquids audibly sloshing about from within. Another gaseous expulsion flew past her lips, discharging yet another batch of jet-black feathers along with a pair of tokins. One was colored a bright red and the other a deep purple, belonging to Momiji and Hatate respectively, who had attempted to halt the aquatic genius from devouring their entire race during her final raid of the village. Unfortunately for them, however, the brilliance of kappa technology rendered even the fastest and mightiest of the ancient youkai species as little more than a quick and filling meal for the hungry bluenette, unable to outspeed its high-powered suction capabilities.

And yet, as cruel fate would have it, Nitori’s latest and greatest invention would be cursed with a woefully short lifespan. Her device would be rendered completely useless after only a few weeks after conception once the last living tengu in Gensokyo had already disappeared past her greedy lips to be churned into another layer of thick kappa padding, leaving none left to use it on… Of course, it wasn’t her fault that such a brilliantly crafted contraption would be wasted so quickly. Those tasty tengu were simply too yummy for their own good! At least Lord Tenma proved to be the most delicious of them all, she mused idly to herself, a fitting last course to mark the end of the long-lived youkai lineage at the hands (or rather, stomach) of a gluttonous kappa engineer.

Rendering an entire species extinct wouldn’t be without its consequences, however, and Nitori’s figure was undoubtedly suffering the aftereffects of the full tengu population clinging to her body as dense, jiggly flab. What was once a cute, trim tummy was now a fat beanbag of a gut that jutted from her midsection and sagged down past her knees, nearly touching the ground with its sheer size and girth. Said organ was busily burbling away the last solid remnants of the tengu chief and his guards along with the thick slop of her prior victims, which sloshed to and fro as she hobbled along. Her hips and thighs had ballooned outwards with dozens of pounds of processed youkai meat, to the point that even the stretchy fabric of her specially-made dress couldn’t contain her enormity any longer, exposing the pale-colored moons of the aquatic engineer’s ample ass as well as her cute blue-striped panties for all to see—that is, if there were anyone left around to see. Each heavy step taken on her aimless stroll sent that massive rump quaking like a giant plate of gelatin, wobbling constantly in an endless, undulating rhythm.

The real tragedy at hand was that, despite the rather absurd gains that the rest of her body had undergone, Nitori had found her chest to still be rather lacking, at least in comparison to everything else. Perhaps she could see about ‘managing’ the local fairy population… Hmm, could be a prospect for another time, she thought.

More pressing, however, was the fact that she needed to do something to cover up the recent tengu extermination before the rest of Gensokyo found out the truth behind the matter. She knew well enough that one couldn’t simply eat an entire population to extinction and expect people not to notice, after all. She came to a stop, gazing down upon her ponderous and low-hanging belly and drumming her pudgy digits over its pale, doughy surface.

“Now if only I had a way to–uuwrrpp--spread a cover story, and quickly, too…” She murmured aloud, her quiet ruminations accompanied by the particularly noisy gurgles coming from the copious liters of thick tengu sludge sluicing around inside her heavily packed gut, which provided the only ambience left to fill the air around the dead village.

Just then, however, a truly brilliant idea came to her in a flash of inspiration; there just so happened to be something that could allow her to do just that! Her pudgy lips formed themselves into a devious smirk, fat dimpling on her cheeks.
“…Well, I’m sure that hack reporter wouldn’t mind if I… reappropriate Bunbunmaru into a kappa news station. Not like she’ll be needing it anymore, hehehe~”

As quickly as her hefty, overweight frame would allow, Nitori hobbled her way over to Aya’s former abode to begin penning the latest issue of Bunbunmaru News, contacting her kappa colleagues for their assistance.

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BREAKING: BRAVE KAPPA TOPPLES TREACHEROUS TENGU PLOT!

Earlier this week, an insidious scheme masterminded by the tengu of Youkai Mountain to invade and conquer the Human Village had been discovered, and subsequently put to a swift and conclusive end, due to the valuable assistance of the brilliant and human-loving kappa. After uncovering said plans for the invasion (pictured on page 2), Nitori Kawashiro, genius engineer extraordinaire, singlehandedly managed to both stop the nefarious machinations of these terrible tengu, as well as prevent them from causing any more trouble for the foreseeable future, using ancient kappa rituals to seal their entire species within her very own body.

When asked about the incident, this is what the brave heroine had to say:
“W-Well, normally we kappa are a sh-shy bunch, so when I happened to find out about what those mean tengu were plotting, I thought I would’ve fainted on the spot from sheer fright! D-Despite that, I felt something deep inside my gut calling for me to put a stop to their evil plans! I guess that’s just what humans call ‘courage’, hehe~”

As of this issue’s printing*, the local kappa of the mountain are currently in the process of claiming the tengu’s former territory, and are also planning to erect an exhibit to preserve the long, extensive history of the fearsome airborne youkai up until their swift, sudden downfall. In the meantime, readers are welcome, and encouraged, to visit the always-friendly kappa and meet with the heroic tengu-vanquisher herself.

*Note: Also as of this issue, Bunbunmaru News is now under new management. Despite this change in administration, however, we at Bunbunmaru still strive to uphold its core values of earnest reporting, and to bring our faithful readers the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

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“…What the hell is this crap?”

Reimu Hakurei grumbled to herself as she scanned the pages of the latest issue of Bunbunmaru News. She certainly wasn’t expecting to wake up to see a newspaper on her shrine’s doorstep with a bold headline proclaiming that the entire tengu population had been completely wiped out, especially by those lowly kappa. On the plus side however, if this actually was true, then that at least meant she had one less group of troublemaking youkai to keep tabs on… Still, something seemed rather fishy about all this…

“Ugh… whatever. I’d better go investigate.”

With a quick hop, the Hakurei maiden took to the skies in the direction of Youkai Mountain, intending to get to the bottom of this bizarre incident.
Though, she might just end up biting off more than she can chew…

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A wonderful comm I got a while back from the equally wonderful  A0IISA! It's a followup to  Draconatedz's story, which you can find along with the accompanying picture here: https://aryion.com/g4/view/645702

Figured we needed some chonky Nito action, and I really wanted to see the end result of this kappa's hungry quest for some tasty birbs.

Apologies for not having anything to post lately, but hopefully this picture and short vignette will tide things over until my next big story. Hope you enjoy, and let me know what you think!

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