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Zelda 35: Zelda Eats The Imprisoned! By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Welcome back to the celebration of the 35th Anniversary of the Legend of Zelda, since apparently I've decided to do more for it than Nintendo has (really dropping the ball here, Big N. Making yourselves look like a bunch of clowns). This is the last canon, original console game to be released on one of the anniversaries: Skyward Sword. It celebrated the 25th anniversary (and even included a reference to that in game). Like Twilight Princess this story doesn't fall under the short anymore, since the game was longer with more story to go around. This and the Twilight Princess story are actually the same page length down to how much the last page (all of it) was used. I only really care about that sort of thing though, so I suppose I should tell you about the part you really care about: what the heck this story is all about. It's another POV story with you looking through Link's eyes. This time, Zelda doesn't eat Ganon (since he doesn't exist yet), but rather the beast form of the Demon King that came before! And there's a bonus scene just before that involving the two sword spirits! Next up (yes there is still a next part), will be Hyrule Warriors Legends since the other 30th anniversary game was Twilight Princess HD and I already did a story for that game's non-HD version.

Thumbnail sauce: Not sure on this one. Found it a long time ago while browsing the web and only know that it's not from here.

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The K

Posted by The K 4 years ago Report

Yes! More of Zelda's cheeks bloated with gas burping goodness. I'll never tire of her cheeks bloating with gas, then burping and steadily deflating. I always picture how round her cheeks get in my mind. Extra bonus was when she smelled the air and said it smelled as bad as it tasted. And finally when her tummy swelled up before the bulge went up as a belch. Such good lines.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

But of course. I strive to provide lots of Zelda's cheeks bloated with gas burping goodness. And her tummy swelling before the bulge traveled up her throat was a bit of goodness I added for realism and our enjoyment. Her cheeks can certainly get big and round. Depending on how much gas there is, they can almost approach softballs in size. I figured a being of darkness like The Imprisoned probably wouldn't taste good, nor would it make for pleasant smelling belches.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Did Zelda really just eat the whole Imprisoned? I know this is a fantasy site and all, but she'd need a huge mouth to swallow that thing.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

It's the small Imprisoned, like in Hyrule Warriors.

derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 4 years ago Report

Ah, the failed summons. Even in pudge Ghirahim fails... Didn't know Fi was an expert sword swallower.

ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report

Yes. Link disrupting the ritual caused the summon to fail. Fi has very strong legs thanks to all her dancing... and not having actual arms. As such, she has excellent control down there, allowing her to swallow many things with ease.