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My dear Audience, I have a confession to make... I, ZeldaNoVorsu, am not a god. I am but a meager servant of much greater powers. One might call me a Harbinger. "A harbinger of what?" you might ask. A Harbinger of ZELDA.
In 2014, I received the first of many visions from beings beyond my comprehension. They were of a princess who possessed wisdom and beauty beyond compare. Her coming will bring about the end of everything as we know it, and reality shall be reborn. In 2017 and 2020, I received two of the strongest visions yet. So I have come to warn you.
Forsake your false best girls and waifus now. Submit to ZELDA, our soon to be Queen, or be devoured, then forgotten after you are expelled as nothing more than whimpering wind out of her beautiful backside. Those of you who have dared strike at her whether of ignorance, jealously, or lust, repent, and you shall be given a chance to be forged and reborn in the divine acids of the Queen's stomach. Continue to be defiant, and you will be melted away by the acids, digested into a large bowel movement, and expelled from her royal hindquarters into whatever receptacle is most humiliating.
The time approaches... Her Majesty approaches... I, her humble servant, shall do what must be done when it does. I will not hesitate nor show any mercy. This is your warning. ZELDA is coming.
Posted by doomed 4 years ago Report
We kneel in fear of the great being that shall arrive
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Then perhaps you shall be spared and welcomed into the new kingdom that shall emerge.
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
AH NO NOT THE T-POSE!
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Bow before the DOMINANCE.
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Behold the A-POSING LISSA!
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
I don't see anything...
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Posted by techtician 4 years ago Report
Darnnit... I don't have it summoned
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
I bow only to ZELDA. Any other pose by someone else is meaningless.
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Posted by Bruhidk 4 years ago Report
Eh, I don’t know, I think Daisy is better... wait what’s that sound, oh no she’s here OH FUCK OH NO
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
Sounds of a sinner being devoured. I tried to warn you.
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Posted by Flara 4 years ago Report
Gotta be honest, that's great ^&
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Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 4 years ago Report
You shall be welcomed into the new world then.
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Posted by AndAnotherOne 4 years ago Report
Depends on which Zelda shall be the Queen, cause not all are the epitomy of true beauty
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