The bright sun welcomed Tina Yang to a cold yet refreshing morning as she walked outside of her flat and towards her building’s front garden.
 
Clad in a thin white tee, boxers, a bath robe and slippers, it was clear that she wasn’t planning on staying out there for very long as she turned her back to the planter, pulled down her underwear and squatted, making sure not to spill the fresh cup of coffee that she’d made mere moments ago as she did so.
 
*FRRT*
 
Breaking the calming silence of morning was a rank fart that blew out from between Tina’s ghostly white butt cheeks, followed by the pushing out of a thick log of shit easily as thick as the girl’s waist with incredible ease before it reached the ground, a few white specks of bone as well as some golden jewelry within the turd making it quite obvious just what kind of “food” this had been.
 
Log after log of bone-filled shit was pushed out from Tina’s colon onto the innocent flower bed below, all the while Tina continued to sip her coffee and act as if nothing was unusual, even nodding hello to an incredibly confused-looking jogger passing by.
 
After a few minutes, one last skull popped out from as a sign to Tina that she was finally done; she pulled her underwear back up her and turned around so she could examine the result of her not-very-hard labor.
 
The reeking stench of the pile was already beginning to make the flowers around it dry out and wilt, Tina knew this would only be temporary, however; once the soil managed to absorb the heinous toxins in the pile that came from within her own stomach, it should have no problem dealing with the remains of the four miscreants that she’d spent the last few hours mercilessly digesting.
 
“That’s what you guys get for leaving your car running at four in the morning.”, the petite Asian girl said aloud.
“On Earth Day, of ALL days!”
 
At that, Tina took another sip of her coffee and walked back inside (her butt a tiny bit jigglier than it was before), looking to go about the rest of her day without any more hindrances like the one she’d just got done dealing with.