The freshmen experience:









‘Leep, leep, leep-’






A rather smooth and fleshy arm darted out from between the bed sheets and quickly slapped the top of the alarm to stop the sound from continuing in such an annoying fashion.

Start of a school year:















“Alright everyone, welcome to orientation. I’m sure that you all have a lot of questions but please be patient until I’ve finished giving the basic run down on life here at The Toilet Bowl Academy.”