Census and Statistics:












“Alright, Shari. I do hope that the work is finally close to getting completed?”






Shari looked up from her desk, if tired and languid had a face it would be Shari Stirups. The

The freshmen experience:









‘Leep, leep, leep-’






A rather smooth and fleshy arm darted out from between the bed sheets and quickly slapped the top of the alarm to stop the sound from continuing in such an annoying fashion.

Start of a school year:















“Alright everyone, welcome to orientation. I’m sure that you all have a lot of questions but please be patient until I’ve finished giving the basic run down on life here at The Toilet Bowl Academy.”

Chapter two: New life, New experiences.









It didn’t take long for Christina Kallum to settle into his, or rather her new lease on life. If there was one thing that she could really complain about, it was the fact that she was essentially bed ridden for the first portion of her life. With nothing but being carried around by her mother and maybe anoth

Reincarnation of Degeneration









Chapter one: Death and Rebirth.









“Congratulations! You’ve died.”

New family members: 2010















“And here is Snow, hes still young so don’t do anything to spook him!”






“Uh, are you sure that’s a he Jay?”