Get hyped! In celebration of Nintendo E3 Day, I present a combo story! We finally got another tease of the Sequel to Breath of the Wild, which left me with even more questions than before really, which I suppose is the point of a tease. It did, however, at least give us one answer: the release year... next year. This is... fine, I suppose. I would have preferred later this year, but hopefully it'll be early next year. To make up for this, we also got information on the new Age of Calamity DLC first pack which releases Friday (hype intensified) and it revealed... Master Cycle Zero Zelda. This is just... yes. As soon as I saw her boot, on it, I was hyped. That may have bled into one of these stories a bit, so without further ado, let me summarize each a bit:

Eat3
Very punny, I know. This is kind of a silly idea I had, that if SBotW got some kind of news, then I would have Zelda eat some of the people from games who didn't appear. I originally was going to have it be if Kid Icarus and Metroid didn't happen, but Metroid did get something, so I switched instead to the pun of Zelda eating three Kid Icarus characters, then added in Samus having three Star Fox characters, and Peach having three Kirby characters. Not much to this beyond bellies, belches, humorous dialogue, a little disposal teasing, and one cute toot (I think you can guess which lady zephyrs) at the end.

Zelda's Windy Ride
Not vore-related, but if you have a fart fetish or just like low brow humor, you'll want to stick around for this part. This incorporates more of the weird holidays that are today: Global Wind Day, National Lobster Day (Mmm...), National Cherry Tart Day, National Smile Day, etc. Zelda eats some lobster macaroni and cheese for lunch with a cherry tart for dessert, but this makes her a bit bloated and gassy. She tries her best to control her farts, but when she gets called into battle, she comes up with a creative solution to hide her tooting butt using the Master Cycle Zero...

Thumbnail adapted from: https://www.deviantart.com/strangerboy410/art/Stuffing-Vore-Ft-Zelda-855512888 and https://www.deviantart.com/lazei/art/Not-so-Silent-Princess-Sketch-729737624

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