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The Horny Police By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Sunday was also National Police Woman Day, but I was feeling a bit burnt out after doing two holiday stories already and this one is a bit more involved because there are four police officers with four very special targets:  SmaxTheDestroyer,  techtician,  CrystalKiller88, and  derpsquid42. Sorry boys, but you've been bonked!

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 3 years ago Report

I'm glad Zelda got to you first, because otherwise there would have to be some revenge from your hypocrisy. You're just as horny as the rest of us, Darth Simpious, even if you try to deny it.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Revenge? Does that imply you going back into debt? I sure hope that's not what you were implying.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 3 years ago Report

A single point debt isn't that bad. Plus last time I had a single point debt, I got to co-write a pretty good story, so maybe I would have done something.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Well, you threatened short-haired Bow if I came at you with ponytail Peach, so have at it then.

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techtician

Posted by techtician 3 years ago Report

I really don't know what to say

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Really? You don't. After all that Nia goodness, you have nothing to say?

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

Oh, so when HE calls you Techie it's fine, but if I do it I risk filling one of your character's pamps?

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Me? I don't ever call him that. I'd get fed to Zelda if I did.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

But... In the story...!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Never once does my character or my narration call him that.

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SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 3 years ago Report

This injustice shall not stand… beware! BEWARE! For there SHALL be consequences! :P

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Will there though? I don't feel all that much in danger.

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SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 3 years ago Report

In my defense, I was half asleep when I wrote it, so threat withdrawn.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

That's what I thought.

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SayaFan

Posted by SayaFan 3 years ago Report

Nice

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

Heeeeeyyyy! I find Age of Calamity's GAMEPLAY boring, not it's story and characters!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Unfortunately for you, Mipha was not given the breakdown on that.

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CrystalKiller88

Posted by CrystalKiller88 3 years ago Report

That's... Huh, actually a reasonable explanation.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Would you expect anything less?

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