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The Not-So-Silent Princess By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

(I know, this title has been used plenty of times before by other artists for content like this, but it's too good for me to pass up using it once for myself.)

 techtician and  derpsquid42 thought they could stop my National Pass Gas Day story by preemptively bonking me on the day of (January 7th), but all they managed to do was delay the inevitable. I guess they don't show up in this story, so they protected themselves from that, but still! Here is a proper length story for that holiday featuring Age of Calamity Zelda and Link because I wanted the Champions to be alive post-Calamity Ganon, so I couldn't use Breath of the Wild. Also, young Impa. Any who, this story has vore in it, but it's not the main focus, just a catalyst for the incredibly gassy goodness that is. Toots, poots, and cheek squeaks are all here (along with face sitting and face farting for good measure). Story... um, I guess I got distracted and really there is no story beyond the lewds (and a bit of Zelink goodness).

Thumb: https://www.deviantart.com/metal-blade/art/Zelda-Farting-The-not-so-Silent-Princess-720869540

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SmolEmerald

Posted by SmolEmerald 3 years ago Report

This. This is good shit. Absolutely one of the best you've written in awhile (I'm definitely not biased. Definitely!)

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Why thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much. I take it you have a bias towards gas content, which there's no shame in having a bias towards. Perhaps a bias towards Zelda content, which if that's the case, ditto.

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SmolEmerald

Posted by SmolEmerald 3 years ago Report

Hah, I guess it's a little of both! I definitely adore some toot focused content though that's for sure.

I also just really enjoy Zelda being forward and perverted towards Link- she so would be!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Ah, so this story was the best of both worlds. On that, I must agree. Toot focused content is a guilty pleasure of mine, and Zelda is certainly not afraid to put herself out there when it's just her and Link.

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The K

Posted by The K 3 years ago Report

What a perfect story! Zelda eating his childhood friend and getting a bloated belly and all those wonderful butt belches. Great way you described how her big gas inducing dinner was in her large intestines and you gas puns with the title. Everything about this sequence was a great enjoyable read. This might be one of my new top favorites.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Perfect? Wow, you flatter me. This story was definitely one where I focused on somethings I enjoyed like that bloated tummy and her chatty bottom. The childhood friend part was a bit naughty, but it worked for a few things I was going for. I also enjoy pointing out where a meal, no matter what is, is inside our star character's digestive tract, just so we know what kind of content it might create. That title is just too easy to make gas puns with, and I can't resist. I'm glad you enjoyed it so much to make it a new top favorite.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 3 years ago Report

Tech?

Get the bonkenwerfer.

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techtician

Posted by techtician 3 years ago Report

B y Y o u r C o m m a n d

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

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