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Chocolate Seggs By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Here is the "chocolate" version of Seggs because it has disposal at the end (and perhaps another slight change to a certain butt scene to involve something else that sometimes comes out of a butt). Originally, the ending of Vanilla Seggs because I thought it was a cute, somewhat wholesome ending.  derpsquid42 agreed with me on that point, but he also suggested that perhaps disposal should be included because of the potential of another type of "chocolate" egg... ones that came out of Zelda's butt after she digested everything in her tummy. All I could think in response to that idea was "oh, fudge". So then I decided to write two versions. Things heat up even a bit more in this version (get it? because farts are hot? wait, that came out wrong... Uh, because the gas is hot? Um, uh, that's not what I mean? The warmth of the body heats up the flatus that becomes flatulence... Never mind...)

Thumbnail sauce (same as Vanilla): https://www.deviantart.com/deilan12/art/Egg-Hunting-in-Hateno-837082350

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SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 3 years ago Report

MOAR FILTH?! When will it end? WHEN?!! Lol

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

never...

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SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 3 years ago Report

Let’s HOPE not…

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Zeldafanboi247

Posted by Zeldafanboi247 3 years ago Report

Well, I WELCOME the filth if it means more best princess ever!

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

Filth or not, there will always be more of her as long as I am around.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 3 years ago Report

So when I suggested that she laid her own "chocolate eggs", I didn't think you would take it so literally.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

You didn't...? I thought this is what you meant...

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 3 years ago Report

Oh yeah I totally meant to say that she should poop out patterned "chocolates" eggs... Wait no, that's ridiculous. Sometimes I wonder what's going on in Vorsuland...

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

What? Did you just want boring ol' regular scat? I do enough that as is. Sometimes I want to get creative, and this seemed to be the perfect time to do so within the theme.

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GilPix

Posted by GilPix 3 years ago Report

I like how you put a little side quest in the middle of everything XD

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 3 years ago Report

It's a very video game thing to have happen.

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