Posted by Falloutgal 2 years ago Report

Welp i just refreshed my messages out of boredom

Posted by Falloutgal 2 years ago Report

And here i am. Earliest ive ever veen on something

Posted by ArtaxIsSleeping 2 years ago Report

Posting my calculator again: https://artaxissleeping.github.io/YearOfTheTwos/
Spoilers!

Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report

pretty sure the "infographics worked so well" is a self jab at Frakass size mistake, and that's hilarious.

we are still a few weeks away from giving voyager 2 back some human contact, but hey, at least our ass-droid belt will finally find a fit soon...for a day
(the bad wordplay train continues!)

Posted by Rat_Guy 2 years ago Report

So here's another science fact for you Frakass that you might want to techno-bable away, or simply ignore. I'm sure you're aware that nothing can move faster than light, and that includes motion. If you imagine a rigid steel pole that stretches from one end of the solar system to the other, if you push the steel pole forward from one end then the motion will travel at the speed of light, but if you were to view it from a distance it would look like the pole's shape was morphing, as the motion speeds down from one end of the rod to the other.

This means if she unfurls her breasts from her current location it would take around 15 minutes for them to expand to their full size if the expansion is moving at the speed of light.

Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report

mind if I butt in? light isn't the limit, and there are some recent research into the possibility of FTL warp drives, the theory is grounded but just need either Jupiter's level mass or exotic particles(aka negative mass element, if it makes sense)

so light isn't the speed limit, its more of a barrier that you can't see past :P

the reason i'm jumping in to comment this? because that's pretty exciting theoretically that if solved we could have FTL drives IRL, and that's always a fun topic.

Posted by stratokummulus 2 years ago Report

Additionally to the faster-than-light speed in which she reveals her binary system which can be explained by bent space like warp drives, one has to take into consideration that the growth speed will also at some point exceed this limit. It needs an adjusted Hubble constant within the space she is growing to make this possible, so the space grows at the same rate she does.

Posted by BigD 2 years ago Report

Hmmm, here's a possible brainfart from me, but aren't her breasts big enough to achieve nuclear fusion? At the very least, wouldn't the atoms that make up her breast tissue start to behave weirdly? In a similar manner to how it is speculated that hydrogen becomes a metallic substance in the core of Saturn, jupiter and possibly other gas giants?

Posted by stratokummulus 2 years ago Report

You are right, if the forces of physics would work as expected, fusion would have occurred. I am not so sure about metallic hydrogen, since it is bound with oxygen, carbon and nitrogen, but mainly because her breasts have body temperature. Otherwise the blood from her breasts would cause hypothermia. In fact, her breasts have to be cooled down: did you know that even in its deepest core our sun produces less energy per cubic meter than human body tissue? I guess the temperature of the matter entering her body from the other dimensions is finely tuned.

Rat_Guy speculated two weeks ago that she would soon collapse into a black hole. This is a shortened version of what I prepared to answer but did not post:

I doubt we have to expect this, the combination of the Currylabs top and the BE-X Inc. virus seems to have unanticipated effects:
- she feels how the moon is traversing her lactiferous ducts and how the James Webb Space Telescope touched her. Since moon was 384.400 km away, and the telescope even 1.5 mio km, considering maximum nerve conduction velocity is 120 m/s, those informations would have taken at least 37 days and 145 days, respectively, to reach her brain. Somehow her sensory system must have been accelerated.
- when revealed, her breasts expand in front of her without pushing her back, as one can see on the picture where she counters the tsunami approaching Hawaii, and here again, as the telescope is entering her cleavage. That means the top not only neutralizes the gravity of the concealed mass, but also suppresses the impulse when unveiling.
- there must be a reduced gravity between and within her boobs. Between her boobs, because the hydrostatic equilibrium would form both of them into a single sphere, and within them because now stellar sized, they would begin to work as a reactor and start elementary fusion. The gravity would also be able to compress them, and they would become more dense, resulting in a smaller diameter at the same mass.

Posted by carlj 2 years ago Report

We are not even half way through the year and the solar system is already eclipsed.
At this point I predict that by the end, her boobs will reach through several multiverse.

Posted by Rat_Guy 2 years ago Report

actually, in about 7 more weeks they will reach the size of the observable universe. And then there are 23 more weeks after that.

Posted by Firebird22 2 years ago Report

oh good, the sun will be trapped in her cleavage pretty soon. earth can have light again!

Posted by Lucky 2 years ago Report

This girl is quickly going to be our entire universe. <3

Posted by Joreeves 2 years ago Report

So we can expect 31 more weeks of this? Excellent!

Posted by Razgriz 2 years ago Report

that escalated quickly