Posted by carlj 2 years ago Report

A-a-a-aliens!!?!

Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report

now I ain't saying aliens, but...aliens

now we can go next door and ask for a cup of OH MY GOD THEY'RE EATING THE NEIGHBORES WITH THE ANNOYING CHIWAWA!

BEST! DAY! EVER!(so far)

Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report

false alarm, they only ate the chiwawa, not the best outcome but still appreciated.

on an unrelated note anyone got a chiwawa costume I can donate to my neighbors in their time of grief? asking for a neighbor.

Posted by demonbunny3po 2 years ago Report

To relieve the arousal, I guess she has no choice but to use her fingers since she doesn’t really have much else on hand.

Posted by Alienraptor 2 years ago Report

Ya know, being an avid player of egg inc, im glad to an idea how big these numbers are

Posted by Kreed360 2 years ago Report

Okay so the previous offered idea of making her tits SUPER radioactive was shortsighted. So I have deduced a better and therefore stupider solution.
We simply need to get more girls in other universes to get the virus that way they’ll steal matter from THIS universe which will statistically be matter of chens breasts.
If we get an even distribution of girls in infinite universes to become infected then they will by requirement take matter at equal rate (assuming they all got to chens size but thats a different matter) which menas they will inevitably reach equilibrium and stop growing!
Of course there are small issues such as the fact that equilibrium is “breasts with the total mass of one universe” but I feel that is a minor semantic to the fact that this would totally work this time.
Ill take my bonus nobel prize in quantum physics now.

Posted by stratokummulus 2 years ago Report

I meant to reply to the radioactive decay suggestion a few days ago, but didn't even know where to begin because of the abundance of inconsistencies.

First of all, just the thought of turning Chen's lush, soft, sensual femininity into rigid, shiny metal... I'm at a loss for words. Surely that would no longer be Chen, but merely a lifeless statue, sterilizing the planets hidden within and between it with its radiation.

Furthermore, atomic fission, in the given example by Meitnerium-278 (which by the way has a half-life of 4 seconds), would _not_ halve the existing mass within the half-life. After this period of time only half of the atoms of this element would remain, yes, but the decay products would have almost the same mass as the decayed atoms, apart from the mass defect due to the released binding energy. In the end, only gamma rays near the surface would have any chance at all to leave her chest, if they are not caught up anyway by her now faster-than-light growth, which would even be accelerated by the thermal expansion resulting from the heat of the radioactive decay.

The proposal to vaccinate several young ladies with BE-X Inc.'s cyber virus is also untenable. According to Chen's first post, the viruses provide the necessary mass for her daily duplication from matter falling into black holes in other dimensions (I interpret this as passing the event horizon in parallel universes). As yet, to my knowledge, Chen has not made contact with any black hole, the closest supposed one be at V Puppis about 1000 light years away, which will come within Chen's reach at the next disclosure. I'm curious to see if the viruses counteract the gravitational pull or just give it free rein, since not even black holes can keep up with her exponential growth. Only if they are not counteracted can that have any effect at all on Chen's mass. With hundreds of thousands of times the mass of the visible universe before her growth, her own Schwarzschild radius now extends tens of thousands of times beyond the boundary of the visible universe, and who knows if her own gravitational influence won't simply tear the black holes apart? If a race for the masses of all universes should break out, Chen's viruses will always emerge as winners alone by the immense lead, until the preset program ends - unless the other competitors set higher growth rates. Then, however, no equilibrium is guaranteed, but the lady with the highest growth rate will inexorably overtake all the others.

(Thanks, by the way, the idea of ​​the substance change got me thinking about how much mass is actually usable for humanoids)

Posted by Indighost 2 years ago Report

What if there are aliens with even bigger breasts, though?

Posted by stratokummulus 2 years ago Report

That day when you realize that we are not the only life in the universe, but you already make out a hundred thousand times the mass of the rest of the Observable Universe, thus practically degrading it to a rounding error.

The mass of the observable universe (ordinary matter, so that obviously excludes Chen's 3.5e58 kg) is 1.5e53 kg. If all non-Chen matter were combined into a single second living being, it would, compared to Chen, look like a cricket compared to a human (0.5 g to 60 kg).

However, the available matter does not consist only of the elements of life. Now how much human biomass would the elementary variety of our Visible Universe actually allow? The frequency of the elements _essential_ for the human body deviates in the universe strongly from that in humans ( summary of data from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Composition_of_the_human_body and https://www.angelo.edu/faculty/kboudrea/periodic/physical_abundances.htm ):

element name ppm_in_human ppm_in_universe scarcity(human/universe)
O Oxygen 650000.000 10000.000 65.000
C Carbon 180000.000 5000.000 36.000
H Hydrogen 100000.000 750000.000 0.133
N Nitrogen 30000.000 1000.000 30.000
Ca Calcium 14000.000 70.000 200.000
P Phosphorus 11000.000 7.000 1571.429
S Sulfur 2500.000 500.000 5.000
K Potassium 2000.000 3.000 666.667
Na Sodium 1500.000 20.000 75.000
Cl Chlorine 1500.000 1.000 1500.000
Mg Magnesium 500.000 600.000 0.833
Fe Iron 60.000 1100.000 0.055
F Fluorine 37.000 0.400 92.500
Zn Zinc 32.000 0.300 106.667
Si Silicon 20.000 700.000 0.029
Cu Copper 1.000 0.060 16.667
B Boron 0.690 0.001 690.000
V Vanadium 0.260 1.000 0.260
Se Selenium 0.190 0.030 6.333
Mn Manganese 0.170 8.000 0.021
I Iodine 0.160 0.001 160.000
Mo Molybdenum 0.130 0.005 26.000
Li Lithium 0.031 0.006 5.167
Cr Chromium 0.024 15.000 0.002
Co Cobalt 0.021 3.000 0.007

The relative scarcities of the essential elements phosphorus and chlorine are the greatest with about 1500, thus these, as the greatest limiting factors, represent the bottleneck for the use of the mass. According to the minimum law, therefore, only about 1/1500 of the mass of the universe can be used for human biomass, i.e., 1e50 kg, which is about 2e38 times the weight of the current human biomass, or 4e34 times the total biomass of the Earth (much more than all the planets could accommodate, since there are only an estimated 7e22 stars), a humanoid body with this mass, although 2 light-years in size, would be like an aphid about 1mm in size and a fraction of a milligram in weight compared to Chen's enormity.

If all the estimated 7e22 (70 sextillion) stars each had a single inhabited planet with the biomass of Earth, this biomass would total 1.75e38 kg, and would have half the size of an influenza virus relative to Chen (5e14 kg of carbon are Earth's biomass, I multiplied this by five since humans are about 20% carbon, so 2.5e15 kg for the total living weight of Earth's biomass).

(Note to self: Kardashev scale Type III civilization, which influences stellar fusion to preferentially form the elements necessary for maximum biomass).

Posted by Lucky 2 years ago Report

I can't even conceive of how big her breasts are going to be at this rate. Jeez. o///o