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Jessica Rabbit replaces the Disney Princesses! Starting with the first of course, Snow White.
veender wrote a blurb framed like a from a behind the scenes interview for this piece:
I was a bit skeptical when I heard the announcement that they had re-cast the star of the Snow White remake. I mean, it's Snow White! Who could do a better job? Well, having gotten a special look behind the scenes I can say that the film is in good hands!
The crew are all at the top of their game, but the biggest (quite literally!) star on set is former club singer and wife of cartoon character Roger Rabbit. The redhead's curves are hugged wonderfully by the iconic Snow White costume. It seems they either couldn't or wouldn't resize the costume because the stretched neckline of her top shows off plenty of cleavage- Not that anyone's complaining, mind you!
Even more than that though is the most controversial change of all- Jessica's massive belly, full of the famous Snow White herself! Not how I would have replaced the actress, but oh well. I've already been told by the editor that they won't be using effects to hide that gut, so I hope all of you out there watching this movie like larger women!
Luckily, I even managed to get a moment to interview the star herself, Jessica Rabbit. Admittedly, I probably should have tried to wait until after her lunch break eating the excess apple pies .
Me: So, how do you feel about taking on such a big role despite having been out of the acting game for a while?
Jessica: BUOORRRRRRP!!
Me: Eheh, my bad. I should have waited for you to finish those pies. So, has your co-star been helpful for the role?
Jessica: Why yes, actually. She's very knowledgeable and very sweet. So, so sweet. Mm...
The rest of my trip behind the scenes was full of other details, but I'm running out of space for this article, so all I'll say is that I'm going to be in the theater on opening night to see the movie for myself. I hope to see all of you there as well!
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Posted by Laxhoop2526 2 years ago Report
So is she going to get progressively larger as she replaces all the princesses?
Posted by Ergos 2 years ago Report
Yes =)
Posted by Alice3hoping 2 years ago Report
I imagine it makes sense to start with Snow White and move through the Disney princess release timeline in order, taking some breaks for Jessica to finish up with the previous costar before her next film.
Posted by Ergos 2 years ago Report
Yes, that's what I'm going for! :)
Posted by Robotdocter 2 years ago Report
im really hoping this is going to be a full series of pics cause theres a lot of good princess outfits to put jessica in :O
Posted by Ergos 2 years ago Report
Indeed!
Posted by Thediditguy 2 years ago Report
Nice
Posted by ShiningRed 2 years ago Report
Always love to see series’s from you
Posted by RhinoSalt 2 years ago Report
This idea is fucking amazing. Can't wait to see the other pictures.
Posted by JacktheGreen 2 years ago Report
The story and the picture are both so double hot
Posted by ParanoidPrivate 2 years ago Report
Wow, what are the odds! Was just thinking about how much of a bombshell Jessica is earlier today and now you’re treating us to a whole series where she replaces all the Disney Princesses! I’m super stoked!
Posted by GoTee1 2 years ago Report
Dressing the hottest Disney girl of all up as the others would have been enough. Putting the poor dears in her belly is probably the only way to improve it.
Assuming she doesn't polish off the whole cast, we're left with her sweetly trying to sing with her new animal friends who all gaze mournfully at her tremendous middle. We can redraw some smiles onto them later.
Posted by ElJorro 2 years ago Report
Okay...I am psyched for this!
Posted by Alice3hoping 2 years ago Report
I will make a list of the Disney princesses and mark each one with an x as they finish their co-staring role in..alongside jessica. Will mark the former ones and honorary ones with an (F) or (H) incase they show up.
Snow White-X
Cinderella-
Aurora/briar rose(sleeping beauty)-
(F)Tinkerbell(from Peter Pan)-
Ariel(the little mermaid)-
Belle(beauty and the beast)-
Jasmine(from Aladdin)-
Pocahontas-
(F)Esmeralda(from hunchback of Notre dame)-
Mulan-
Tiana(from the princess and the frog)-
Rapunzel(from tangled)-
Merida(from brave)-
(H)Elsa(from frozen)-
(H)Anna(from frozen)-
Moana-
Raya(from raya and the last dragon)-
Posted by Ergos 2 years ago Report
(F)'s will not be included in this Princess snacking spree. They might appear later on(though I won't promise that). Is Raya really a disney princess though?
Posted by Alice3hoping 2 years ago Report
According to disney, she is officially a princess, though its fine if you decide to not include her, given how new she is.
Posted by LoliPope 1 year ago Report
Better than Rachel Zegler