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Champion's Chili Cookoff By ZeldaNoVorsu -- Report

Today is National Bean Day. Anyone who has followed this account long enough should know what that means (especially since National Pass Gas Day is tomorrow). One of the suggested celebrations for today was a chili cookoff which seemed like the perfect initial idea for a story. An anonymous friend who wouldn't want to be associated with my "toot obsession stories" suggested the structure of Zelda judging a chili cookoff from the Champions plus a few others from Age of Calamity before trying to rescind their suggestion to avoid me using it, but it was too late, and here we are. This story is mostly about Zelda stuffing herself with chili, getting progressively more bloated (and a little gassy, but the main event will be tomorrow's sequel story), but there is vore at the end for those of you who really need that itch scratched for some reason.

Thumbnail sauce (yes, I know it's the wrong hairstyle for AoC): https://i.pinimg.com/736x/81/75/a9/8175a998b29e5c2c45f17b0607024694.jpg

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SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 2 years ago Report

I can’t believe I’m saying this… but I actually agree with Revali on one point. As cool and time-saving the technology of a bowl that teleports food directly into the tummy is; Purah’s entry shouldn’t count as The judge didn’t actually taste the food until after the fact. A burp’s taste might have been comprised by the presence of the food already in her tummy…

Revali should still lose though… or the food she actually tasted and ate, his gave her indigestion. That’s an instant loss.

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SmaxTheDestroyer

Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 2 years ago Report

*of not ‘or’

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 2 years ago Report

One would have to consider where the air from that burp would come from, though. If the chili got teleported into one's stomach, the air would have to be displaced, forcing it upwards back up the throat. The taste must have hitched a ride with the air.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 2 years ago Report

I mean, either way, she did also just use Impa's recipe, so it probably didn't score very high. Revali was the only one who made something Zelda couldn't finish (and probably shouldn't have even started), so he got knocked out.

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derpsquid42

Posted by derpsquid42 2 years ago Report

Aw, Kohga... you have to wonder if he knows how to make any food other than banana related things.

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ZeldaNoVorsu

Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 2 years ago Report

I somewhat doubt that he does.

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