"Barkeep! Anofah!"
Yelled a very drunk Yukari as she slammed her empty mug onto the counter. She witnessed some guy propose to his now fiancée earlier this day. To many this would be a joyous occasion but for Yukari it just served as a reminder that she was still single, something she coped with by drinking until she dropped.
"Hello there, beautiful." one of the other patrons of the bar aproachoed the drunken elf.
"Whaddoya want?" Yukari asked him, not realizing this man was trying to pick her up. She tried to stand up to talk to him face to face, but in a drunken slur she ended up headbutting the man with enough force to send him tumbling backwards into another patron, a big, mean-looking fellow.
"Oi! Watch it!" The big man yelled. "Whash dis, ya wanna fight?!" Yukari replied, raising her fists.
 ***
 Yukari getting into fights while drunk was hardly news. Her guild mates knew well how rowdy she would get whenever she was drinking. For cases like this they had left a way to contact them with every bar in town, so that whenever their friend would make trouble one of them could come pick her up (and reimburse the bar for any damage caused).
Mifuyu arrived not long after the bar owner had sent for her. By now Yukari was surrounded by a couple of passed out men, while everyone else in the bar had learned to keep a safe distance as the drunk girl kept punching the air around her.
After apologizing to the barkeep on her friend's behalf, Miyufu calmly approached Yukari. "Shh, shh. I's okay, no one is trying to fight you anymore." She tried to calm her friend down.
"Ah, Mifuyu! Ya here for da prish monee too?" Yukari said, clearly making things up in her drunken state. Mifuyu didn't reply, instead she stood next to her friend, wrapped her arm around to stabilize her and started to walk out of the bar with her. "Come on, lets get you home." she said. "Ohkee" Yukari replied.
 ***
 Finally at Yukari's home, Mifuyu dropped the drunk elf off in her bed, sighed and turned around to leave. Before she could leave though, something grabbed her arm. She turned around and saw Yukari getting up again. "Y'know, ah keep cryin' ovah not findin' da right guy." Yukari said, "and even wen ah do find somewaahn to take home, dey dish-a-bear..."
"We can talk about this in the morning, you should go to sleep now" Mifuyu said, but Yukari kept talking as though she didn't hear her: "shoo maybe wad ahm doin wron, is dat ah need not a guy, budda gurl." with that she leaned forward and on Mifuyu's lips. Caught by surprise, Mifuyu didn't put up any resistance, not even as Yukari's tongue invaded her mouth.
Yukari grabbed her blushing friend and pushed her onto the bed, climbing on top of her in the process. Having her friend pinned beneath her, Yukari started stripping, her big breasts soon bouncing freely. Mifuyu tried out from underneath the elf girl, but Yukari was somehow stronger than usual while drunk, and Mifuyu stood no chance.
"Yukari ple-" Mifuyu was interruped by another kiss, followed by Yukari kissing her neck and working her way down. She tore up Mifuyu's clothes and Mifuyu let out a stiffled moan as Yukari started sucking on her pert chest.
"Please, Yukari, you know I'm straight" Mifuyu managed to say, questioning her own words as she spoke them.
"So ish wet, until shpaghetti" Yukari replied in a drunken slur and tried to seductively suck on one of Mifuyu's fingers.
Mifuyu's mind was racing: was she really gonna have sex with another girl? Let alone her friend? It took her a moment to realize that Yukari was no longer sucking on just a finger but her entire hand now.
"Uhm...Yukari?" The drunk girl just smiled as best as she could with a hand in her mouth... and then swallowed.
"This isn't funny Yukari!" Mifuyu screamed, trying to pull her hand free. In the mind of the drunk elf however, this was just a game of tug, and she kept sucking her friend's arm in deeper as she intended to win.
"Yukari! Snap out of it!" Mifuyu screamed as her elbow vanished behind those lips. With her other hand she tried pushing Yukari's face away, but the elf continued unfazed and the risk of her other hand slipping into Yukari's maw was too great to keep doing this.
When Yukari had reached her shoulder, Mifuyu thought she was gonna be safe, theres no way the rest of her would fit inside Yukari's mouth, but she was underestimating her friend and soon found herself face to face with the hole her arm went into.
As Yukari's mouth spread impossible wide to ingufle Mifuyu's head, Mifuyu's other hand was desperately looking for something to push herself off of and out of this situation. Somehow that hand managed to find its way to Yukari's sizable breast, provking a muffled yelp. Mifuyus further attempts to push herself off of the soft pillowy mounds resulted in several muffled moans of the drunk elf, but didn't deter her at all from swallowing further.
Yukari had passed Mifuyu's shoulders by now, causing the girl to yelp as her own chest was squished past Yukari's lips. Mifuyu's breasts may not be as big as Yukari's but they were sensitive. Yukari's tongue taste-testing every inch of her chest had Mifuyu squirming weak and helplessly. The assault on her chest left her flustered and aroused and it didn't get any better when Yukari resumed swallowing. Her delicate mounds now squished into Yukari's throat, Mifuyu would moan and squirm every time Yukari swallowed. The contractions massaging her chest and her nipples rubbing along Yukari's inside every time she moved down further were too much for Mifuyu to bear.
 ***
 When Mifuyu's chest finally reached the more spcious stomach, it finally gave a chance to collect her thoughts. Yukari had swallowed her almost up her hip by now, stripping both of their remaining clothes along the way. Mifuyu's previously free hand was now pinned to her side, but she didn't care about that anymore. What she did care about was that her hand couldn't reach her pussy to get rid of this built up arousal, but she knew what would come next and she couldn't wait. Desperate for release, she squirmed her way in further, assisted by the regular swallowing, until she could feel Yukari's tongue probing her soaking folds.
"Please, I can't wait any longer" Mifuyu begged. Yukari couldn't hear her, but she didn't need to to know what to do. Mifuyu came almost immediately when Yukari's tongue entered her, then again shortly after when she found her clit. As the tongue of her friend kept exploring her most intimate place, she gave in completely into the pleasure, moaning without restrait and using her one hand to play with her nipples.
 ***
 She had lost track of how many times she came after the fourth or fifth orgasm. Yukari's tongue had stopped licking her pussy and the wetness of her lips was spreading further along her legs. Some part deep inside her told her that she should be concerned, but even as her feet were sealed of behind Yukari's lips she couldn't muster the engery to fight back.
Sliding into a comfortable position, surrounded by the warmth of her friend and slowly being covered in a fuzzy liquid that made her skin tingle, Mifuyu fell asleep, dreaming about having more lewd fun with her friends.
Yukari meanwhile, having finished her meal, let herself fall onto her bed, engorged belly up. As she gave her belly a quick rub, a stray sober thought popped into her mind: *I should probably let her back out now*, but it was quickly drowned by her drunken horniness and she began to masturbate instead, the feeling of a nice full belly helping her reach climax faster. As she came, she heard some funny gurgling sounds coming from her belly. She went to sleep with a satisfied smile.
 ***
 When Yukari woke up the next morning, the first thing she noticed was her severe hangover, the second thing that she was naked for some reason, and finally she noticed her new potbelly. "Not again" she thought, she must have demolished some buffet in her drunken stupor again. How is she ever gonna find a man like this? As she inspected herself further she noticed not all the weight went to her belly. Her already large chest was at least a cupsize larger and her ass was more jiggly than ever now. "At least it's not all downsides." she thought cupping her breasts, imagining she had a boyfriend to play with them.
 She also found some drunkenly torn apart clothes near her bed, but she couldn't figure out who they could belonged to. Oh well, any concern she might have about this she can just wash away with a strong drink.