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"Yes, m'am, the CurryLabs PortaScreen does not project a hologram, it is a portal... it's in the name. What? Ah... I see... Yes, The PortaScreen is more expensive than the HoloScreen, but more expensive doesn't mean better suited to your needs. Well... don't panic! The "technical Difficulties" you encountered are covered by your premium warranty. Yes, even the flattened tour buses..."
Author's Note : Another silly idea I had in my head for some times...
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Posted by Bananaman 2 years ago Report
"You look lonely. I can fix that."
Posted by Frakass 2 years ago Report
"...immediatly and forever, not like the holographic competition" :-P
Posted by Bananaman 2 years ago Report
God bless scientific progress!
Posted by vikara 2 years ago Report
oh, hahah! that's a really fun idea there, unfortunately, i'm sure the poor folks who got crushed by accident don't enjoy it too much, hah~! XP
(or, perhaps they do...? assuming they survive that is!)
a very lovely scrap~ ^^
Posted by Resileaf 2 years ago Report
Someone didn't read the fine print on their contract.
Posted by carlj 2 years ago Report
You know, aside for the reason shown, why would you put a humongous hologram/portal of a big boobed beauty next to the highway? If she didn't flatten the cars herself, I bet there are so many incidents in that part thanks to drivers getting... distracted XD
Posted by Indighost 2 years ago Report
Wow, I love this idea! So many fun kinky things can be achieved with portals.
Posted by doomed 2 years ago Report
Lmao all Those people are dead XD I think they need a holoscreen instead lol
Posted by GinRyuKaza 2 years ago Report
Small balancing technical difficulties. Might want to add some safety straps next time *Nods in science* XD
Posted by hcallahan197 2 years ago Report
Ohio train derailment<Giant booba squish
Posted by DoniVores 2 years ago Report
Portals are an under used for size difference. Love this concept <3
Posted by Shyguy9 2 years ago Report
She's gorgeous.
Posted by Neoninja 2 years ago Report
An opportunity for breast absorption tests
Posted by GastroGuest 2 years ago Report
Reminds me of how some exhibit in France at some point had an art piece of a giant opera singer's mouth, complete with tongue, uvula, the whole thing. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if a few people had tried to climb inside of it, even.
Posted by GastroGuest 2 years ago Report
In fact, found the address:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/869698107384946718/899527443017248788/SCNF-street-marketing.jpg
Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report
fuck it, I'm committing to the jab of currylab legal department from the cleaning product, I hope this entertains you lot.
Currylabs will fully reimburse damaged clothing and make sure no further matter misplacement* will occurs with the transported mass, as well as any medical injuries incurred and/or physical ailment such as but not limited to: arousal, back strain from increased bust size, increase bust size, further increase of bust size, spontaneous climax, continuous climax, repeating climax, lactation, and vocal injury caused by such ailment via Voice Over By Oral** attachment
it has come to our attention however that the road crumbled under the weight of...*checks notes*, two tender titties, which is not up to code for the weight its suppose to be able to uphold which is..*flips page* big bootyful badonkadonks, why is this in crayons***?
and thus currylabs would like to reach out in sympathy over the incident and rest assure every one involved will be given proper attention and care****, and currylabs would like to remind everyone that they care deeply for their customers^ satisfaction and will take steps to track such event better^^
*- currylabs will distribute said matter as it see fit, probably the biggest bust size accommodatable for the new mass
**- we are in a spat with the naming team over this one as VOBO is taken and should not be promised around as a medical aid when its CEO aid only, we are sure its because of their recent pay raise not to their liking, which was from nothing to "nothing but safe and not dying in their universe", ungrateful trademarking second grade legal team.....
***- I MEAN EVERYTHING I WROTE AND GREAT BUTTS ARE THE METRIC STANDARD OF HOW MUCH THINGS SHOULD HOLD BEFORE BREAKING - unknown
**** - see sub-section 1
^ - and if you're not one then there's your problem
^^ - because seriously, where is the close up, we need more angles
Posted by Bright 2 years ago Report
I laughed out loud from this one.
Posted by Bright 1 year ago Report
This one made me laugh