Zelda’s Diary — Trip Day 5

Peach, Tiara, Cloaky, and I traveled to the Luncheon Kingdom after our… interesting trip to the Seaside Kingdom. I was still a little gassy from the carbonated water… Our goal for this destination was relatively simple. It is famous for cuisine, Luncheon is in the name of the region after all, and Mount Volbono specializes in stew. The most famous of the stews is the Stupendous Stew.

The air in this kingdom smelled delicious. My stomach was growling practically from the moment I stepped off the ship. We had to bypass some hazards on our way to the source of the lovely aroma, but it was nothing we couldn’t handle. The local Volbonans are large, living fork people. It makes sense given their environment (even if this proved to their detriment later). There was a large cauldron of stew waiting up for us, and I immediately sampled some. It was absolutely delicious! I… don’t know how many bowls I ended up having, but Peach and drained the cauldron, and our bellies were quite a bit bigger after.

Things got hazy at this point, and I only really remember eating… a lot. And I think Peach and I may have accidentally kissed while devouring this delicious slab of salted, juicy meat that normally was used to make the stew. I must have eaten myself into a food coma. When I woke up, I was lying on my belly, which was huge. My stomach disgorged a few of its contents, which included three unlucky Volbonans who must have gotten caught up in my binge.

Cloaky thankfully did not, but to my surprise, she had eaten enough to gain a belly of her own! I didn’t know Bonneters could eat, let alone eat enough to get bloated. She was rather embarrassed about this, but she did let me feel her belly for science. It was soft and warm like my own after I eat a lot. She also informed me that Peach had accidentally eaten poor Tiara again. Cloaky and I worked together to wake Peach up to let her know, but Tiara ended up being too big to let out, so she had to take the natural route out again.

I let Cloaky sleep on my belly with me. It sort of felt like snuggling with a stuffed animal. We woke up later and had to let out our meals. Cloaky did so in a purely gaseous manner, which I suspected might be the case. Peach and I weren’t so lucky, but at least the volcano provided pink lava as an easy disposal location. Tiara was recovered, and like Cloaky, she’d binged too. She had just binged a lot more than Cloaky, causing her to end up looking like a turnip, which was why Peach accidentally ate her. I think I also spotted Cloaky eyeing my belly and blushing for some reason. I suppose that will come up sooner rather than later.

For now, I need to hit the treadmill to work off the weight from this feast. After that, we are departing for the Ruined Kingdom. I am certainly excited to explore the ruins in Crumbleden. Unfortunately, after that we are heading to Bowser’s Kingdom. If he’s there, I am going to give him a piece of my mind about his attempt to forcefully marry Peach…

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