Posted by RolfTheWhatever 2 years ago Report

Lol somehow caught this the minute it was uploaded

Posted by nopeislove 2 years ago Report

Glad you went back to the goldens. They’re my fav

Posted by Slimeman64 2 years ago Report

Well, nothing says "the consequences of your actions" quite like ending up in a situation where you find yourself clutching at the dashboard for dear life while screaming like a frightened girl scout and praying to whatever god that listens that you don't end up in traction over what was said to be the "progress of all her driving experience". XD

Posted by carlj 2 years ago Report

Good to see those cuties back ^^

I think if Triffine was left on her own just walking down the street, we would have the whole city disappear in her belly somehow.
Girl can probably trip and accidentally swallow a skyscraper XD

And dayum, Golden Elves likes coffee? I wonder what tea does to them.

Posted by doomed 2 years ago Report

Oof they even had to kill the witness , no amount of public relations can fix their reputation lmao

Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report

Moral of the story:
DON'T FUCKING STAND IN THE WAY OF COFFEE UNLESS YOU'RE TOPPING,FILLING OR ADDING TO IT, and even then, the when is NOW.

its their fault really *sip*....needs more filling...

...what? you thought I was gonna give free legal advice? this isn't a curryLabs incident and they have their own negotiator to mediate it, and judging by the bust and full midriff they come to an agreement, they get to be glorious boobs and butts, and said proprietary of bits have prevented a diplomatic event and gotten coffee.

well no one's left for that moral of the story so moral of MY story is be mindful when big bodacious figures are around as they got molded by good mass and know a good opportunity for free coffee when you see one.

i'd complain more on the coffee but seeing as its self served and there's no one to pay I blame being sleepy, i'mma go practice more coffee making while the place is deserted, 2/5 stars because of the price and free refills on this shop.

Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report

admittingly I know very little of their history or past comics and showing so Apologies if anything I said was culturally inappropriate and difficult to swallow* :)

*-not likely

Posted by Frakass 2 years ago Report

You are perfectly on point here, and indeed, the moral of the story is "It's better to ask forgiveness than WAIT A SINGLE SECOND MORE FOR THAT FRIGGING COFFEE I ORDERED LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO AND I. NEED. IT. NOW!!!"
...and also, when you are a Golden Elf, you still later make sure there is no one to ask forgiveness to ^^

Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report

no one to ask forgiveness to, yes, but not nothing, they become invaluable in good diplomatic relationship, and if they have a male counterpart, good at personal exchange.

if at that situation perhaps the best approach will be to keep the service and smile up and pretend nothing happened and everything's is normal and those golden elves where clearly the only one there, maybe they'd prefer having a regular servicer who knows how to prioritize their clients correctly....seeing they'll end up as the only client regardless, now you're thinking with coffee.

Posted by Frakass 2 years ago Report

Yes, but, on the other hand, if you remove from the human population pool the servicers than don't give you satisfaction, with time, you will select, first at the cultural level and then at a biological level, a breed of faster baristas.
Of course, if you are an human, it's not an economically profitable strategy, but considering the life expectancy of a golden elf...

Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report

its a give or take strategy, a balance must be kept, they must be fast enough to service under machine speed, but smart enough to know how to get it right and on time, bonus points if they can point to the local person of the correct flavoring*

a balance in the ecology, a counter argument that good bred baristas will also breed faster to keep up with the demand.

natural(ly) selecti(on/ing) of the fittest(for the taste pallets)

*- you know its pumpkin spicy redheads.

Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report

i'm gonna bite(unlike those tables in the picture)
what IS the life expectancy of a golden elf, and does diet matter?

Posted by Frakass 2 years ago Report

I will be honest, I don't have a definitive answer about that ^^;
But in my mind, the life expectancy of a golden elf is around 4 to five time the one of a human (but they rech adult age only slightly slower, meaning they just stay adult for a long time, and their ageing happens late is less visible, they usually look like well preserved 50/60 years old human at the very end, even when they have lived three centuries... I'll be honest, it's an "erotica" species).
Does the diet matter? Yes: if they don't eat animals alive, their life is... quite short. It's a necessity for them, but only the female are dangerous for humans. Male Golden elves don't eat things larger than a goat (and more usually prey in the size range of rabbits), while the female golden elves are, well, "weapons of mass ingestion"...
the reason their diet is so specific is because their physiology "cheat" with the law of physic, so they need the "mana" of their universe (and in fact the whole multiverse), a kind of energy that come from when matter crosses between universes (you can imagine the consequences for Merry and friends, here) and is slowly bioaccumulated... but escape dead bodies quickly, so if you need large quantities of it, you better have to reduce the time between the dead of your prey and the assimilation of this "stuff"... thus the golden elves (and almost all other vorish species of my multiverse) biology ^^
BTW, in -almost- every universe, Earth is poor in this "Thing", explaining why there is no "magic", and why the golden elves have such a tendency to binge on the poor earthlings...

Posted by NotBatman 2 years ago Report

well that was insightful, thanks for the explanation.

poor earth, screwed out of magic and the biological domino sans convenient technology and intelligent utility...but we got coffee, so we are good for some things.

don't....don't tell them about pure cocoa then, and the arabica deep roast, strong, thick, bitterness with a kick aftertaste...brb gonna get myself jittering dose of the good stuff.

on a more positive note on extinction resolution, humanity of OUR earth is trying to bring back some species from extinction, EG the dodo bird, so that's some good news to enjoy in general, won't be the first nor last one we succeeded in doing so, so give some multiverse earths a break they are worth preserving, well some are.

not sure how much wild golden elves are omni-voracious but this gives me a stupid "solution" to triffine "obstacles" problem, :D

Posted by Bright 2 years ago Report

A breed of faster baristas made me laugh

Posted by Frakass 2 years ago Report

They would also make the Starbucks experience more bearable! ;-)

Posted by Angel 2 years ago Report

Another bout of "mysterious overnight disappearances", I guess. Funny how often that happens in that universe. ^^

Posted by Ikasplash 2 years ago Report

Always awesome to see Chidi and the other golden elves!

Posted by DoniVores 2 years ago Report

big busted, freckled, and voracious elves, my favourite!

Posted by Bright 2 years ago Report

I really like this angry elf.
I assume she had to eat the only witness left behind:P

Posted by Frakass 2 years ago Report

Well, It was easier for her (Chidi) to do that than to try to manage the public image of Lyria if he tell someone about it!
...She has already enough to do with Triffine!