The whispers of Former Hell having an over-infestation of Evil Spirits has inspired inspired the Yorigami sisters (well, really Joon) to take on a brand new scam job as Ghostbusters. Yorigami Joon, The Most-Despicable and Disastrous Younger Twin Sister. She is currently whining to her elder sister Yorigami Shion, The Most-Despicable and Disastrous Elder Twin Sister. "I cannot BELIEVE that nobody is willing to support us. We're doing them a SERVICE, you know?" She continues to talk her sister's ear off in hopes she would garner her sympathy.

As luck would have it, catching Evil Spirits turns out to be much more trouble than its worth. When you don't have a nuclear accelerator proton pack to keep them trapped, what will? This was the mistake the sisters fell into before attempting such a foolhardy task. "Um, Joon?" asks Shion, having a sudden idea that invaded her head. "Don't you think maybe we can contain the Spirits within ourselves? We're deities, so our physical forms should overpower something weak like an Evil Spirit, right?"

"... Shion, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard! What are you saying, that we should eat the Evil Spirits?!"

The pestilince goddesses begin to eat the Evil Spirits. While a hedonistic, natural little glutton like Joon manages to swallow down the Spirits without issue, Shion seems to choke and cough in her attempts to do the same. Maybe it's her own bad luck at work, however it really shouldn't come to any surprise that despite the newer consistency at containing the swarming Evil Spirits, they still aren't being compensated as much as Joon would have wanted to be.

Yes, even with all the newfounded sudden success with their scam, it's still not enough. The grind would eventually begin to take its toll on Joon as she finds herself mindlessly swallowing anything that wasn't the client. Eventually, Shion somehow disappeared while they were "hard at work" eating all the Spirits. Now ghosted herself, the bloated, grumpy younger twin is furious. Stomping about the former hell as if she's not encumbered in the slightest, Joon is approached by an oni who has finally worked up the courage to ask Joon a rather strange question...

"...Haaah? What are you, some kind of freak? No way in hell am I going to do that!"

Joon was rather disgusted with the idea that the decadent oni wanted to see her bellydance with such a swollen, full midsection. Well sure, it doesn't sound difficult. Maybe if she was human, this glutted swell of an organ would be inconvenient to her, but consumption of financial resources can be quite literal. Makes this firecracker of a goddess all the more energetic! Yet, there's absolutely NO way she would stoop so low as to appease this scum. Her dignity is at stake!

... Is what she would say, yet all it takes to convince her is payment that surprisingly far exceeds her hackjob Ghostbusting business. "... Well, guess it doesn't hurt to try it?"

Much later, many residents of the Former Hell are taken aback by the ethereal and swollen dancer. A genuine natural at this easy swaying and shaking. She's set up shop near the hot springs for the most effective and comforting experience imaginable. Perfect to pamper such a little brat like this! Now the goddess is laughing and cackling all the way to the bank as she hosts quite the show for these fine, generous gentlemen. Be big and dance? It's so easy! Why didn't she think of this before? Maybe she'll tell Shion about this whenever she finds her.

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