Before M'ress moved from the Enterprise to the Ziggurat, she was usually the one on the outside. Only Ripper had eaten her and she'd eaten people far more times than she'd been eaten.

Within a month of coming to the Ziggurat she'd been through the bowels of a cat-woman, a raccoon and a kzin, and her visit (via a Ziggurat portal) to a Diablo setting didn't go any better. Paralyzed by a poisoned quill, she was enthusiastically raped and then swallowed whole.

Could be worse, though. There are far worse fates in Diablo than to slide headfirst down a horny porcupine's gullet.

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