Grimalja! The Big G! She's a sorceress, who found a shortcut to unbelievable power: Multi level marketing! She herself is the entity for Warlock Pacts instead of an outer god, skimming magic power off the top of everyone else's spells!

After finding that contracting enough people gave her basically all the magic power she could want to play around with, she decided to automate the process... With duplicates! Copies of herself, in various shapes and sizes, whose pacts all tithe back to the central Grimalja! Eventually she realized, that with the power she had amassed so far, armies of clones creating weak witches to use as mana batteries, she could expand further without any effort... If she taught her disciples to form their own pacts. Make covens. Bam, Magic MLM, demonic downline!










Add to this her best selling book that teaches people how to form these pacts even if they've never met Grimalja, hell, if they've never even heard of witchcraft! These books mysteriously wind up in libraries all over, giving Big G a passive magic income rivaling the great evils! The main benefit to this? The exit strategy. No one knows what she looks like under the robe, no one knows what her true body looks like, so if the heat from witch hunters gets too hot... Just walk away, and bring with all the absurd evil magic as insurance!

The Magic MLM Goat!!

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