This MIGHT come off as a tad creepy, but it crossed my mind a second ago and I got a bit of a laugh out of it. First, some context. I was at work today and an uppity black woman, yes they still exist, snaps at one of my co-workers who asked if she wanted paper or plastic for her wine bottle (we're supposed to put it in a paper bag and THEN put that in a plastic bag), and says "Are you a racist?" I answered for her, since the co-worker was an elderly woman who was just doing her job.
"No, she's not. But I am you delicious chocolate treat. I love all of the races equally."
I don't know if she was charmed or offended cause she shut right up. The people behind her almost bust a gut, but it was kinda funny.