I'm done writing. I try doing it for fun and it works. When I try doing it to earn a little extra money, something I DESPERATELY need, I get nothing. So I'm done. As of now, all fanfics I'm writing are discontinued. I'm not going to write anymore on them. There might, MIGHT, be possibility of me continuing them again, but it's small. I'm trying to lose weight and failing. I'm trying to be more active and don't have the drive to do so. There's ONE big reason for this. I'm not succeeding at ANYTHING else. So that's that. I'm done. I won't do anything else besides sleep, work, and shop from this day out. Why am I posting this in a blog here and not on Facebook? One reason. My. Mother. I can't bitch on Facebook anymore, as I've said before, so I'm bitching here. And honestly, right now, I...
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Just saw the Premier of My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic Season 8 and I have a few things to say about it. Let's start with the awesomeness.

1) The Mane 7 as teachers.
I know a lot of people are going to say "But they aren't teachers, they're heroines and explorers." Yes... yes they are. Dash even says practically that. However, think about it. For YEARS they've known their special talents as well as the power that friendship can bring. To me, seeing all of these other nations who don't HAVE friendship, don't even believe in it, wouldn't really make sense to them. To me, having Twilight and company as teachers, with Starlight as a "Guidance Counselor", is a genius idea. Granted, it basically eliminates the Map as a valid thing, since...
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I can't bitch and complain on Facebook, so I'm using Eka's Portal blogs to post bitches and complaints. For those of you who are wondering "Why can't you whine on Facebook?" My mother. That's why. She has me as a friend on Facebook, despite attempting to quit it several times in the past, and if I complain there, she'll see it and I'll never hear the end of it.

Today's topic... food. We just had corn dogs and tater tots for dinner and as soon as we were done eating she says "We shouldn't have eaten that." She's been on a fuckin' weight loss kick ever since I wound up in the hospital two years ago, end of the year before last. It wasn't because of my weight that I was hospitalized, it was because of the things I was drinking. To put it into perspective for...
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There is NOTHING for rent here. NOTHING. Zilch. Zero. Nada. Absolute fuckin' NOTHING. And we NEED to find a new place. The appartment we're in currently isn't supposed to be an appartment, so it's only a matter of time before we're kicked out and forced to find a Uhaul we can stuff our shit in and just sleep in the damn cabin of the truck or we have no choice but to go BACK to Wyoming because we have no where to live. I'm calling out to the community now. My mother and I are getting desperate for a place to live in the Creston, Iowa area. Rentals, anything. We HAVE to find somewhere else to live. We were looking at a house recently and they sold it to someone else. So I plead with you guys, all of you, please, help us out. We're getting REALLY fuckin' desperate here or I wouldn't even be...
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I finally have a bed. Kinda. I have a mattress. It's soft and cushiony, but it's a wee bit small. I also don't have anything to put it on, so I'm essentially sleeping on the floor. Not great, but not bad either. At least it's better than the futon I was on.

I'm on to Chapter 3 in my Monthly Blurbs MLP Folder, and the Holiday I wish to represent is St. Patrick's Day. However, I don't just want to call the chapter "Celestia's Holiday" or something like that. I need suggestions. I don't think there would be any Patricks in Equestria, so I'm looking for a name that may or may not be a saint in Equestria. There MIGHT be some vore in this one, maybe. Maybe not. Don't hold your breath expecting it, cause you'll pass out and I'd feel terrible. After all, what goes better with ponies and vore than drunken ponies and semi-willing vore?

I have had this running in the back of my mind for... about a week now. A Fantasy RPG story. What I'll do, because I do kinda want to attempt to earn money off of this, is I'll charge for things to happen. At the end of each chapter, under an underline or page break, I'll post something asking you guys what you think should happen. Now, it's not gonna be for free. I will write the story, no matter what the outcome of this, but my paypal donations for it will dictate what happens in the finale.

That is not to say the finale is when all the vorish/sexy/death-y stuff happens. Characters will be getting eaten, fucked, killed, and all manner of other such stuff throughout the story. The only character that won't be getting killed will be the main character. I'll get to that in a...
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Problem 1: No job. I'm currently not working. Again. I was working for the local Pizza Hut. Two problems with that. 1) They put my name down wrong in their records, so I couldn't get paid. 2) They never FUCKING scheduled me.

Problem 2: No Phone. AGAIN. Our phone service due date came up and went, and we didn't have the money to pay for it, so we have no phones, which means I have no means of contacting the places I applied at to attempt to get a job.

Problem 3: No food. We have no food in the house at the moment. Like... NONE. At all. And we have no money to get food.

Problem 4: My mom's car won't start because it's too fucking cold, so even if we had money for food, we couldn't go shopping.

I know I'm complaining, but so what? I need...
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Recently downloaded and watched it and I can say I definitely like it. There isn't the whole "friendship" lesson thing that the show seems so fond of, but it is most definitely a good movie. I highly recommend it to any fans of the show.

So, I've noticed that my stories seem to be clumped together, really heavily. You can't even tell where each paragraph begins, technically. It looks REALLY blocky. I've been wondering if perhaps one of the writers on here could help with that? In otherwords, how do I make each paragraph indent at the beginning? Or separate the paragraphs so they don't look lumped together?