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Twilight Sparkle, Ass Mare.
Twilight had a secret. She liked butts. Big butts, little butts, firm butt, doughy butts. It didn’t matter to her, she simply liked butts. Her absolute favorite butt, however, was that of her mentor. Princess Celestia had the biggest butt in all of Equestria. She used to think that was a problem. She’d always loved butts, even when she was smaller. She’d take any opp
Twilight Sparkle. Ass Mare
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So as I'm sure folks are aware, there is a brand of "refreshment" company called Liquid Death. "Water so good you'll wish you were dead before drinking anything else" would be their slogan if you ask me. They have a lemonade/tea with agave and vitamins, actually pretty good, just topped off a 20 oz can... the name of this drink... is Dead Billionaire... and it's a gold can... with a skull that looks like it has seaweed flowing off of it... and the skull has the typical "water texture". In short, Liquid Death is making fun of the billionaires who (rather stupidly) gave their lives in an untested "submarine" so they could go down and look at the titanic. In poor taste? Sure... but no one ASKED them to do it... and no one told the one guy to take his...
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Posted by AthleticDashie 5 years ago Report
I love how the Tradition of the the holiday and I like all of the parts about your story.