Hey you! Yes, you right there! Reading this page right now on your computer or your phone or your television or whatever.
Tell me, are you feeling ... ... ... ...
hungry?
If so, well then we've got the treat for you!
Come on down to the lovely Darwin Diner on 555 Demi U Lane, where we're sure to have a meal you're looking for. We serve live preys of all kinds, like fairies, mermaids, humans and much, much more. Pull up a chair, have a meal, or if you're feeling brave enough, hop on a plate yourself. We're always looking for fresh meat in our business!
If you come around, make sure to say hi to your local, friendly staff! Say hello to head chef, the amazing, exceptionally talented Halcyon, or even me, Vivid Lucidity, if you get the...
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