Having just emptied her body of gas Veronica stood proud looking up at what she had made of her victims. The sworn enemies of all women who once oppressed all that was female had been neutralized into harmless gas. The war of the genders were finally over and women had proved victorious over men.
“!”
Suddenly the unpleasant feeling of a small object falling straight down her insides could be felt.
FRRT!
“Ouch!”
The scientist puts a hand on her butt with at the sudden pain

In a cluttered secret lab far out in the deserts – location classified – a woman can be found working at her desk. The lady wore a white lab cloak that was unbuttoned and allowed air access to the pink undergarments underneath which were the only other thing she had on. She was both a scientist and a feminist, or eh, is the word chauvinist? Anyway, her name was Veronica, and she was working on a very secret project, so secret that she was the one and only person who knew of it’

As I walked down the hallways of the school, all the boys moved aside and straightened up at my presence. There was one boy that I noticed sweating, as I walked past him I made sure to let out a little fart. The boy jumped in fear which made me laugh. I kept walking.
When I opened the door to my classroom I was greeted to my class all tidy and with all of the boys having met up on time. This was a shame, because it left me with no excuse to punish any of them.
~Grooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaan~
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