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Alot has changed about me in the time since I made this uhhhh I guess you could consider it an "account" though doesn't really do the site justice in my opinion. Anyway, I simply like vore. This website is simply a one-stop-shop for a (I should hope) welcoming community. After a near death experience involving a garden hose, a push mower, and a propane tank (its a long story, believe me), I have decided to re-think how I go about things so... now I'm I guess rather stupid, honestly. Bear with me, but heres the essentials you may need to know about me:
•I'm a pessimist: my glass is half empty.
•I'm a bit paranoically (yes, I'm making up words now) cynical
•I get depressed easily and fumble over words and phrases I think make sense.
•My only wish is to make others feel good about themselves, as many of you who read this are rightly so.
•I cannot draw or write for beans so I cannot contribute much to the community other than verbal support and flattering comments...
• I have non-chronic foot-in-mouth syndrome...
...well actually thats about it.
And my favorite vore is... errr ...the fatal kind...
digesting alive thing, the absorption ehhhh macro on micro stuff...
...dunno why I'm being so bashful about it, I mean we all have preferences, right?
RIGHT?!?
I dunno, theres something about turning the miracle of life into a pile of relatively worthless waste in a process that is beneficial to one and not the other that just... well, its interesting.
When asked, I usually give this callout/quote/whatchamadoodle:
"I hurt . I need nourishment. By harming you I feel better , and I feel as though I can justly excuse my actions. Guy's gotta eat, mate!"
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Decided to tell about my Near death experience from long ago that pretty much changed me somehow.
I had a serious (freak) accident about a year or so ago... can't even remember how long exactly... anyway...
I don't even feel like going to detail, so I'll shorten it.
Once upon a time, a man is mowing grass near the house with a push mower. Having previously forgotten to remove an attached garden hose from the wall hydrant, mowed over it.
Well, the hose got sliced off and must have wound itself around the spinning blade, because when I looked down after hearing the noise, part of the hose flew out and the brass fitting on the end just so happened to strike a propane tank just opposite (thats where I kept my outdoor grill) the tank started...
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