Posted by 676darkness 1 month ago Report

the pencil bit i cant XDXDXDXD

Posted by alockwood1 1 month ago Report

Someone needs to tell boss lady that humans do not respawn.

Posted by TheWanderingTrio 1 month ago Report

I don't think they would even understand that concept either due to A: How it's so outlandish that they cannot respawn they just laugh it off and don't take it seriously, or B: She would have to do a 3 day power point presentation on how they cannot respawn.
Either way I think the fact that these sorts of shenanigans happen every day is preventing her from saying that as she's in a constant state of "WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON!?"

Posted by alockwood1 1 month ago Report

There is that issue - guess these folks never got/understood the memo.

Posted by Mrinfo 1 month ago Report

My best example would be making a fake book/piece of paper about an ancient human “vore” technique,get them all nice and invested in wanting it, then burning it. The metaphor is that the materials left behind may be the book in origin, but the real value was lost in “digestion”.

That in and of itself may have ramifications, but that is the best impactful explanation I can give. If they can’t understand that, then god help us.

Posted by Allard-Liao 1 month ago Report

And then one of the aliens finds (and drastically misinterprets) the Buddhist version of reincarnation and goes, "See? You guys *do* come back!"

Posted by RG9812 1 month ago Report

I wonder how long it gonna take for her to find out whar the pencil bit really means and not what she thinks

Posted by folomo 1 month ago Report

The only option now is to let Zhariaash eat her. I am pretty sure Midori would be safe inside her, as the reliable ally she is.