People keep saying that! I've drawn Eblis at least three times this year. Know who we haven't seen in a while? Pamiuq the otter and Qilal the dolphintaur. No one ever mentions missing them. 83
Sister 1: You are a weird fucking Santa Claus.
Sister 2: We're cheerleaders in college, we don't believe in Santa.
Eblis: I'm definitely Santa. If you want to put your name on the Good List, suck my dick.
Sister 1: Fuck you.
Eblis: om-nom-nom
Sister 2: Okay, Santa, I'll suck you, just don't eat me.
Sister 2: suck suck suck, ew gross!
Eblis: Good job sucking my dick.
Sister 2: Stop eating me! I'm on the Good List.
Eblis: I ate the Good List.
Eblis: om-nom-nom
There he is. :D
I think Eblis have finally found his dream job. And it comes with an everlasting supply of the tasty, struggling easy digestible 'morsels'.
For some reason a Santa Eblis makes sense, I don't know why though. Maybe because everything needs an opposite thing? Santa is a jolly good guy, and the opposite would be something like this.
At least the human body contains much fat and protein and not so much carbohydrates. :p
There was a newspaper comic waaay back when, I can't remember the strip, in which a polar bear disguised himself as a department store Santa to eat the kids. "-Someone- had found his dream job" the caption read. 83
Posted by Doctor_Dweeb 14 years ago Report
What a novel new approach. Forget this whole coal in the stocking, if your a bad girl Santa will come and swallow you whole! I like it.
Posted by seadog-driftwood 14 years ago Report
That's if you're a bad BOY. If you're a bad GIRL, well, let's just say it's much worse.
Posted by sirpeter50 14 years ago Report
Lol If ur a girl hell make u suck his cock THEN eat you
Posted by sirpeter50 14 years ago Report
Isn't THat Right Strega?
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
Eblis is more into hitting ineffectually on women and then eating them when they turn him down, but there have been a few...incidents. 89
Posted by Soffix 14 years ago Report
Santa Eblis? o3o
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
Sure, why not? He must have rented a (really big) Santa suit somewhere. 83
Posted by Soffix 14 years ago Report
o3o Well it's adorable either way. And for the other question, I guess just because everyone likes Eblis.
Posted by Terastas 14 years ago Report
"Milk and cookies? Well that's. . . That's. . . Bribery!" *om-nom-nom*
Posted by TheFennecFox 14 years ago Report
It's good to see him again.
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
People keep saying that! I've drawn Eblis at least three times this year. Know who we haven't seen in a while? Pamiuq the otter and Qilal the dolphintaur. No one ever mentions missing them. 83
Posted by TheFennecFox 14 years ago Report
Because Eblis rocks more.
Posted by Lamok 14 years ago Report
Let me guess, the nice ones get fucked first.
Posted by icn 14 years ago Report
Sister 1: You are a weird fucking Santa Claus.
Sister 2: We're cheerleaders in college, we don't believe in Santa.
Eblis: I'm definitely Santa. If you want to put your name on the Good List, suck my dick.
Sister 1: Fuck you.
Eblis: om-nom-nom
Sister 2: Okay, Santa, I'll suck you, just don't eat me.
Sister 2: suck suck suck, ew gross!
Eblis: Good job sucking my dick.
Sister 2: Stop eating me! I'm on the Good List.
Eblis: I ate the Good List.
Eblis: om-nom-nom
Posted by Draug 14 years ago Report
There he is. :D
I think Eblis have finally found his dream job. And it comes with an everlasting supply of the tasty, struggling easy digestible 'morsels'.
For some reason a Santa Eblis makes sense, I don't know why though. Maybe because everything needs an opposite thing? Santa is a jolly good guy, and the opposite would be something like this.
At least the human body contains much fat and protein and not so much carbohydrates. :p
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
There was a newspaper comic waaay back when, I can't remember the strip, in which a polar bear disguised himself as a department store Santa to eat the kids. "-Someone- had found his dream job" the caption read. 83
Posted by DJScoots10 13 years ago Report
Now that's funny.