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The advent of Santa Binky – also known as Polar Santa and even Santa Claws – was a mixed blessing. While practically everyone agreed that he was cute and fuzzy, he dealt rather more harshly with those at the bottom of the Naughty List than his predecessor. After a series of Christmas Eve disappearances it became obvious that he would sometimes come down the chimney into their houses hungry for more than milk and cookies.
The Santa Clause was on the other day, and though the movie skirts the issue, there's an Incarnations of Immortality-esque theme. Tim killed Santa, albeit accidentally, and had to take his place. Which brings us to Binky, who just wanted a nice dinner and ended up with a career change. 83
Binky's name come from an Alaska Zoo polar bear who just barely missed eating a German tourist who climbed into his pen to get a better photo.
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Posted by Leika 14 years ago Report
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
Though usually the previous owner of the title doesn't get digested by the new one. 83
Posted by Terastas 14 years ago Report
And remember, Binky has eight years to find a Mrs. Clause. ~_^
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
Or a harem of Mrs. Clauses. Some bears, some human perhaps. 83:O
Posted by Terastas 14 years ago Report
Sure. Why should he care if his name winds up on the naughty list or not? ^_^
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
If an abusive husband gets on the Naughty List and ends up taking a trip through Santa Binky's digestive tract, -someone- needs to comfort the bereaved wife, and there's plenty of room in Binky's lap. 83
Posted by sansuki 14 years ago Report
I am quite confident that I never expected to see a reference to Piers Anthony's works in the description of a picture of a bear. My word. Applause; and that adds yet one more to the tally of people who have read at least the first of those books on this site.
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
I read all five, though they got progressively less interesting as the series went on. In On A Pale Horse the main character became Death in the first chapter; by the end the protagonist didn't assume the mantle until the last page of the book and we didn't get to see her do a single God thing.
Posted by Misasura 14 years ago Report
ere were 8 books. I know I've got 7 books. I haven't finished the second though. After all, how do you top Death?
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
It seems I read the first seven and didn't know there was an eighth. And yes, how do you top Death?
Posted by 2quick4u 14 years ago Report
I think you will rather enjoy "For the Love of Evil".
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
I read that one. It was all right. Probably my second favorite after On A Pale Horse.
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
Anthony is a pervert and would stick implied bear sex in a book in a heartbeat. 83
Posted by sansuki 14 years ago Report
Oh, necessarily. Considering he had implied blob sex (and vore!) in the second book. Also: You may not know this, but there are actually eight of them! The sixth is all about Evil/Satan, and might be the best of the bunch; the seventh is wretched and the eighth is worse. But the sixth is worth checking out from a library, it's a fun little read.
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
It seems I read all but the last one. I thought 'And Eternity' was pretty bad. I do remember liking For Love Of Evil. Blob sex? I remember Time and some woman eating pudding, each seeing the other un-eat it, but I don't remember any vore.
Posted by sansuki 14 years ago Report
The slimy, blobby Bug Eyed Monster (B.E.M.) and it's ability to take the shape of an absurdly voluptuous women (BEM-femme); not only it is implied that the impossibly hackneyed space adventurer has sex with the BEM, but Time/Norton is almost eaten by it.
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
I don't remember that at all. But then I didn't like Bearing An Hourglass and only read it once, 25 years ago.
Posted by orca13 14 years ago Report
Nice! What's that Redfang you want to eat the bear? Well if you ask nicely I bet Strega might let you, but ask him/her first don't eat him/her until after he gives you a reply.
- Redfang nods ok-
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
I have a Redfang in one of my stories, too. He only appears the once, but he's there in the backstory.
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
This is pretty awesome. And the suit's coloring is quite impressive. Makes me think I can just... reach in... and touch it... and be eaten by Santa Claws...
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
It's amazing what a little highlight and shadowing and then the dodge/burn tools will do. 83
Posted by quirkylilme 14 years ago Report
Oh, NO! A bear ate Tim Allen! D: One of my favorite comedians! Dx
Posted by quirkylilme 14 years ago Report
And, coincidentally, the Santa Clause 2 and 3 were on earlier today. o.o
Posted by Kiala_Tiagra 14 years ago Report
ohhhh i remember that movie XD
Posted by voreme 14 years ago Report
merry christmas to all and to all a good digesting!!!! ^^
Posted by Draug 14 years ago Report
Strange how much more friendly people/beasts become when wearing a Santa outfit. I'm sure Binky will find more advantages than disadvantages in his new job. Like unlimited amount of milk and delicious cookies. And delicious bad people. :p
Have you seen the Supernatural episode where an evil Santa kidnaps people and drags them up the chimney to feast on them? It's a pretty funny episode. That's how I imagine Binky now. Instead of joy and happiness everyone will flee in terror each time there comes a strange draft from the fire place.
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
I haven't. When I watch TV it's usually just on as background noise. Thus I avoid shows I actually have to pay attention to. 83
Posted by icn 14 years ago Report
This is a brilliant idea.
It needs several follow-ups.
Is this one of your Polar Bears that also exchange sex for a seal with Inuit women?
Posted by Strega 14 years ago Report
It might be. I have a bunch of related worlds my stories take place in, with the nanuqs being in one of them.