Cerise
threw open the door to her apartment and hurried inside. This was
easily the most excited anyone had ever been to be holding a top hat
and an Easter basket. That was probably because the most one could
usually hope to get out of an Easter basket was some decent candy,
and there wasn’t much of anything you could do with a top hat. But
in this case, both had belonged to the astonishingly talented Gary
the Great, a stage magician who had been sweeping the industry. She’d
caught word that

A
man in a somewhat disheveled tuxedo shifted uncomfortably in his
sleep. There was a soft tinkling noise, like someone tapping a wine
class with a spoon, disturbing what had been a glorious slumber. He
tried to roll aside and reach for the lamp on his end table, but the
bed ended far more quickly than he’d expected and he tumbled to the
floor.
“Wha…
What the… Where am I?” he muttered, full consciousness bringing
with it the awareness of a throbbing headache.
He
got up and dusted himse

Glamour
wriggled ineffectively. She knew it wouldn’t do any good, a day or
two of doing it hadn’t budged her an inch, but there really wasn’t
much else to do. She was wrapped tight in what felt like it was a
cocoon of spandex, and her stomach was bloated with… well… Her
twin sister.
“He
didn’t say anything yet, did he?” asked Glitz, who at the moment
was little more than a very well defined feminine shape stretching
her sister’s midsection.
“Yes,
sis. He explained the whole t

A
pair of women strutted confidently through a back hallway of a
theater, following a sharply dressed man. His outfit was an
impeccable tuxedo, white gloves, and a top hat. Each of the women was
dressed in a snappy black jacket with a crisp white button-down shirt
underneath. Unlike the man’s suit, which was perfectly tailored and
utterly classy, the women were wearing outfits that were cut
scandalously tight, each button threatening to pop, particularly
around their ample bosoms. Their long,