>> Eat both of them.

You know what? You're tired of this, and you've got someone waiting for you. Probably. Whatever.

You lunge forward, knocking a bunch of pamphlets off your desk and grabbing 'Geeku's open shirt. You also try to grab #Cat, but she dodges out of the way, yelping.
Dammit! Still, you were pretty badass to try. (GAINED 5 COOL POINTS)

You start rapidly gulping down 'Geeku in hopes that you can catch up to her unhelpful friend somehow once she's packed away, but as #Cat opens up the door, you see your client, Priscilla, sitting in the lotus position on the bench outside.
You chomp and swallow, cramming those massive breasts into your cheeks and down your gullet, while you point excitedly to where #Cat is running in hopes that Priscilla will know what you mean: "Go catch her!"

OPTIONS:

http://strawpoll.me/7175983

NOTE: Voting ended at 8:00 p.m. EST. The results are as-follows:

Run after her: 1-59 (60 votes)
Walk after her: 60-100 (37 votes + 4 votes for the lazy option)
Get someone to help: 101-128 (28 votes)


Result: 97 (Walk after her)

Success: 1-20
Failure: 21-100

Result: 7(Success, somehow)

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