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>> Zee: Entrance 1
>> Liz: Exit only 2
>> Zoey: Entrance 2
>> Leslie: Entrance 3
>> Priscilla: Bathroom
>> Audrey: Exit only 1
>> Renée: Recreation area
Alright. You've all got your assigned posts. You explain that you're going to go a bit later, since it'd probably be a bad idea to get in while they come in as a group. Typically the majority of them eat dinner together and then come in at once, so going after them all at the same time would be stupid.
Instead, you come about half an hour late and everyone gets to their posts and settles down with whatever will keep them busy. You yourself go to the recreation area and begin to set up massive amounts of traps. You might lure someone down there so they spring one or something. Could work.
NOTE: YOU ARE NOW ZOEY TRISTAN.
You take your place at the front entrance facing the rest of the campus and take out a cigarette. Technically you're supposed to be 30 feet away, but...fuck it. No one's out anyway, and you've got no reason to...oh-ho, what's this?
You see some chick all dressed up like she's ready for tennis or something running toward you yelling, "Shit, I hope they haven't started without me!"
Spoilers, chickadee: They have. They're all decked out with their fake weapons and shit, and they're yelling at each other, doing nerd shit. And you're missing out. But you know what, sports-gal? Maybe you're gonna miss out a bit more.
You take another drag, put out your cig, and grin.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
COLOR!: Patreon goal for flat colors reached. Now every page will be in color!
NOTE: Frigga Half-Moon is based on Freya Crescent, Frankie is based on Fran, Symphony Victor is based on Opera Vectra, and Tiffers Keylung is based on Tifa Lockheart, all owned by Square-Enix.
Helga is based on Hilda, who is owned by Game Freak and Nintendo.
OPTIONS:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10148261
NOTE: Voting ended at 1:00 a.m. EST. The results are as-follows:
Eat her 1-33 (44 votes – 10 votes for being the most popular)
Beat her up 34-76 (43 votes)
Let Renée handle her 77-85 (9 votes)
Result: 8 (Eat her)
Success: 1-80
Failure: 81-100
Result: 26 (Success!)
Next Patreon milestone (flat colors): $50/60 https://www.patreon.com/HumbugtheRat?ty=h
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Posted by joe354 9 years ago Report
One punch her.
Posted by Humbug 9 years ago Report
WAN PAAANNNNCH!
Posted by Salvec 9 years ago Report
Knock her out and save her for later.
Don't want Zoey to have a big belly in case more show up to enter through her post.
Posted by ArgobargSoup 9 years ago Report
Tiffers Keylung. TIFFERS KEYLUNG.
Nearly busted a lung holdin' back laughter. XD
On another note, the name Frigga Half-Moon makes me think of Skyrim.
Posted by Humbug 9 years ago Report
Good. XD
And yeah, that does sound a fair bit like an Elder Scrolls character name.
Posted by Thatonepred 9 years ago Report
Fran? The Viera from FFXII?
Anyway, when I read Frigga Half-Moon, I thought "Frigging half moon." Still can't help smirking at the name.
Posted by Humbug 9 years ago Report
Indeed. :)
And lol
Posted by NinTheFolf 9 years ago Report
So, if patreon falls below that mark, will the achievement be relocked? :V
Or will we just lose the color :P
Posted by Humbug 9 years ago Report
lol
You'll just lose color. Achievements are saved regardless.
Posted by kirbor 9 years ago Report
nooo not the pokeeman trainur she so innocent
Posted by Humbug 9 years ago Report
lol