They called it the Fuck Box, as much as bears could be said to call it anything: A wooden shack up against the rocky wall of a hill. The biggest, oldest bear showed them that if they heard noises inside it and stuck their dicks in through various holes, good things would happen.

Then one day a younger bear smelled that it was humans in the shed and tried to break in to eat them. The big, old bear promptly clubbed him senseless with a paw and swallowed him whole.

So that was it then: The Box was for fucking, not for eating. Pretty much all of them agreed that was all they wanted out of it, anyway. Not all the male bears could win a female bear for mating and here was a way to have a female, or at least a hole with pleasant things behind it, without a fight.

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