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Link decides to take Riju up on her offer. Before he can do that, though, he travels back to Vorensu for some advice. Now, he has an additional mission to his main task of liberating the divine beasts...
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Finally got this chapter out! Sorry for the delay, lack of motivation prevented me from getting this done sooner. This story is starting to go interesting places now isn't it. What do you think that nightmare is all about? Maybe we'll find out in chapter fifteen...
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Posted by nbe21 6 years ago Report
Ooo I wanna see some li k and sidon action so go eat him!
Posted by RavenousVoid 6 years ago Report
That was great and as for my vote it's going to be 2.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed this chapter.
Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report
I vote 2 let’s get those memories. Perhaps we might attempt to corrupt paya. While we are at it.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
Memories are always a fun time. As for Paya, we'll have to see. You seem like the kind of person who would read Papaya: A Zelda No Vorsu Story if I wrote it, which who knows when I finish all the games, I might...
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
1.B
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
You want to go to birb town? Link will have to be careful about his appetite, there's a young Rito there that might have even more of an appetite than him...
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
Nah, I don't want to go to Bird Town. I just choose what the voices tell me to choose... and when I mean by voices I mean a spin wheel that has all the choices you listed in the story and I spin it and whatever it lands on I choose that choice.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
The good old wheel of fate.
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
Wheel of Morality turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
:O
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
Moral lesson number 6, Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and socially deprived.
Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report
Lesson number three “if at first you don’t succeed, blame it on your parents” dunno about you but I’m touched.
Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report
I'm gonna say 2. Get some memories and maybe pick up a papaya as s snack, if ya know what I mean. *wink wink*
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
Well if you want Link to have a snack, you should have voted for 4-C. He won't want to anger Impa while learning how to recover his memories from her.
Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report
Fair point, though after seeing your answer to Mr. Stabby AKA Lurker, I might change my vote to 1B
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
Hey, Mr. Stabby is the nick-name of my second crazy twice removed Uncle Rocko not me. Oh by the way, wanna buy a new limited edition "Midna's got a fat butt and gas problems" T-Shirt? *pulls out a shirt with a picture of Midna's butt along with green fumes coming out of it as well as the quote I just said.*
Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report
No thanks. That’s not nearly as good as your last one
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
True, but its still making me money in some of the more weird parts of the internet. Also you still owe me $2500 for buying 50 or so t-shirts and I don't accept backrubs.
Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report
Then I must cancel my order... or I could just take the shirts and jump dimensions.
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
Well if you do jump dimensions its no loss on my part considering the sweat shops I own to create these t-shirts are pumping them out at a high rate that is also cost effective.
Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report
...Are you mocking me?
Either way, I'll take two. Can one be imp-sized?
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
...Why do you want one imp-sized? Don't tell me you're going to give this shirt to a familiar orange haired imp now are you? Actually never-mind, in fact I'll let you have the imp-sized shirt for free!
Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report
Awesome! *Grabs the shirts and runs*
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
*In a very Mr. Burns voice* Excelleeent.
Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report
Midna approaches your stand. She's wearing the shirt and has a very full belly.
"You're not funny, ya know that?"
She says in an unamused tone.
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
I honestly think I'm hilarious if I do say so myself. By the way how is that CrystalKiller Combo treating you, in fact I think you should be thanking me for getting you that meal. But besides that, how are you doing today Midna? It seems like you're not having a nice day at all it would look like with how your face is in that scowl like state.
Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report
"I'm enjoying him actually. Especially since that stupid scribe isn't here to mess everything up. He's gonna stay as my poop this time!"
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
True, true. The 'scribe' in this dimension is quite... goodie two shoes in my opinion. Also if you want to buy any more of my shirts for wearing or using as toilet paper just ask Midna. I promise not to charge you too much.~
Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report
She giggles.
"I'll keep that in mind..."
She winks and floats away, patting her now still gut.
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
Heh, what a cute little imp... I wonder how easy it will be to break her. *pushes my cart forward before disappearing from sight*
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
I'll buy one! How much do they cost?
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
For today only I'll give you this t-shirt for the cheap low cost of $14.99! However, I'll give you an extra 50% discount if you go and show this shirt to Midna and record her reaction.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
What a steal! *Takes shirt* I'll be right back...
Posted by AnonymousLurker 6 years ago Report
I will await your return.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
Eh, what he did to me was nothing. One time Ganondorf completely vaporized me. That actually hurt a lot and the goddesses wouldn't even let me seek retribution.
Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report
Sounds painful. Speaking of, did you know there's a dimension where Ganondorf is a woman?
Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report
Several actually. In at least one of them, she’s actually the good guy and Link and Zelda are the tyrannical rulers of hyrule, trying to destroy all other races. It was a very interesting dimension, was sad to leave actually, but I got found out and the only choices were to leave, of get myself completely involved. I chose to leave. I already have one Goddess pissed at me, I don’t need three more.
Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report
Oh really? Which goddess did you piss off? Viridi wants me on a platter. Both figuratively and literally.
Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report
I know Veridi, we play ultimate Frisbee once a month. She’s pretty cool as long as you respect nature.
Actually i took a wrong turn when I went to makena sketch of the three Sacred Treasures so I could make replicas Of them and I accidentally walked in on Palutena while she was bathing, very hot. But unfortunately, she declared me a perv and gulped me on the spot. She’s still pissed.
Posted by CrystalKiller88 6 years ago Report
Viridi's tried a lot, but I still haven't seen the inside of her tummy.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
Goddess of Nature wants to make you a call of nature it seems... As for female Ganondorf, I'm aware of her existence. There are many dimensions where things like that are switched around. But, I'm not the primary scribe over in those dimensions, so out of professional courtesy I tend to stick to my own as much as possible.
Posted by SmaxTheDestroyer 6 years ago Report
Yeah, but seeing as I have No such divine mandate, I’m free to go where I will. Perks of being a deathless dimensional wayfarer. Sure it comes with the baggage of having accidentally destroyed my home dimension (hense my name,) but it does come with perks. I get to travel, and meet all sorts of interesting people/creatures/beings. I get to indulge my curiosity and love for ‘what-if-?’s’. And occasionally I get asked to join in sexy situations with beautiful women. Sure some of them would rather have me inside their gut, but again, price you pay.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
Sounds like the life, if Ganon or Vorensu ever actually succeed in destroying Hyrule, I'll probably do something similar, recording random encounters I come across and post them here for you all to enjoy.
Posted by hunter1243 6 years ago Report
2.
Posted by Seelane 6 years ago Report
2. Time for jolly flashbacks!
Posted by Thefiredemongotlost 6 years ago Report
letsa go to kakariko village
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
Okie-dokie!
Posted by Thefiredemongotlost 6 years ago Report
when i hear kakariko i think of the one from the ocarina of time
Posted by Thefiredemongotlost 6 years ago Report
letsa go to kakariko village
Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report
4d. I may have a bit of a soft spot for Paya.
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
Soft spot in that you want her to get eaten? Or, you're hoping she'll turn the tables on Link and possibly save Hyrule from a terrible fate?
Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report
Maybe she could join link, and make his face the greatest in Korodai- I mean Hyrule?
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
His face could use some improvement as of late... No, not into the pit, it burns!
Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report
You dare bring light into my lair? You must die!
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
You killed me! Good.
Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report
It doesn't matter much now, does it? Your last story proves your immortality
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
That's true. I have a preference question for you. So far I've been portraying most of the audience as human unless proven the contrary except for you. I imagine you as your avatar, but is there something or someone else you'd rather be in my stories? Of course, CrystalKiller recently changed themselves to their non-human OC, so staying the squid doesn't change anything, it is my favorite avatar of all the audience members after all.
Posted by derpsquid42 6 years ago Report
I don't feel comfortable with an OC look-alike, so the squid will do.
Posted by The_Prof 6 years ago Report
Part of me was hoping that Riju's offer was a trap and he wound up a new cushion for the royal throne... I knew it was a longshot though
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
Oh well, maybe next time.
Posted by The_Prof 6 years ago Report
yeah poor girl deserves a snack
Posted by ZeldaNoVorsu 6 years ago Report
I have neglected her in that regard... I'll remedy that some day.