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So, I probably won't be uploading this frequently, but it's labor day and I was feeling bored and in a writing mood.
So have this! A quick little story about Ruby (Who is definitely not just a stand in for me) sneaking into the elephant enclosure at her local zoo. As you can expect from a not-even-five-foot-tall girl meeting a goliath sized animal, things do not quite go so well for her as she was hoping.
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Posted by GoldenPyrite 6 years ago Report
hey can you do a story about someone dog sitting
and gets eaten by the dog
(also you uploaded this story twice)
Posted by StomachQueen37 6 years ago Report
Sorry about that! There was an uploading error, and I just decided to fully try again with a different file just in case, and it looks like the original one went through too! Thanks for the heads up!
Posted by GoldenPyrite 6 years ago Report
what about my idea
do you like it
Posted by StomachQueen37 6 years ago Report
I’ll think about it!
Posted by ChaoskampfNunc 6 years ago Report
It's nice to see someone (who is totally not an author stand in) get reduced to a useless pile of dung
Posted by StomachQueen37 6 years ago Report
I know, right? So pleasant to write someone who is just the polar opposite of you so that you don’t just wind up imagining yourself in her place while you’re writing! That’d be distracting!
Posted by ChaoskampfNunc 6 years ago Report
Obviously! I mean, I don't see how you could possibly concentrate while imagining yourself sliding through an animal's digestive tract
Posted by StomachQueen37 6 years ago Report
Haha, seriously! I mean, getting shoved into an elephant’s mouth, my tiny body sliding down its throat in only a couple small gulps, only to wind up in a stomach I don’t even fill? I’m surprised I could even finish that sentence with how distracting it was!
Posted by FuzzyTaco 6 years ago Report
Oh my, I like this one just as much as the last!
Posted by StomachQueen37 6 years ago Report
Thank you!
Posted by miranda_dragon 6 years ago Report
Ooops! Yum though
Posted by StomachQueen37 6 years ago Report
I mean, it certainly wasn’t an oops on the elephant that ate her’s part!
Posted by nervousvampire 4 years ago Report
what good friends recommending animals she could feed. Though being that small I wonder if any of her friends tried to gulp her down themselves.
Posted by StomachQueen37 4 years ago Report
With her survival skills, she’d be screwed the minute someone decided to eat her :D
Posted by nervousvampire 4 years ago Report
than how unlucky for them
Posted by StomachQueen37 4 years ago Report
Very true. All that premium, delicious meat wasted... Probably didn’t even try giving it a ride before her ass got melted down...
Posted by nervousvampire 4 years ago Report
the elephants wont even savoir her
Posted by StomachQueen37 4 years ago Report
Maybe it got caught on the security cameras. Then at least it can be uploaded and enjoyed by voraphiles.
Posted by nervousvampire 4 years ago Report
we can only dream