I was in the mood for some burly giantess tummy, and I've been working on D&D stuff lately, so I very quickly whipped up a hill giant matron with a big, wriggly belly. No real character in mind.

... And I really can't stand NOT imagining what a character is like, so her name is Hillary, and she's as dumb as an actual rock, but she means well.
She has no understanding of the fact that humans and giants are two distinct species, and believes that all the humanoids in her lands are just children. And since there's no one else(re: No other giants) looking after them, they must be *her* children!

She spends most of her free time wandering from village to village, attempting to "childproof" everything and make sure her numerous babies are all safe and cared for. Such ventures include:

- Tearing up the brick roads and installing pelts, so that no one falls and gets booboos.

- Releasing the prisoners of the county jail, after they insist they've learned their lesson.

- Repurposing the local bank into a daycare for all the super-little kids(re: actual children) so she can watch over them all at once.

- Insisting that the mayor share his big playhouse with everyone else.

- Bringing a fully grown bulette into the town square so that they could have a pet. Against all odds, the beast was actually tamed before it could cause TOO much damage, and Baron Bladeback is now officially recognized as the town mascot.

- Confiscating all weapons and replacing them with crudely carved, wooden, "child safe" alternatives.

A pair of orcs, standing one-upon-the-other and wearing a giant trench coat have managed to convince her that 'Big Bess' is the eldest sibling, and that they speak for the rest, and have used this clout to send her on snipe hunts to distract her from her more hair-brained schemes.

Despite the constant nuissance, most folks tolerate her, as she has a tendency to gobble up the actually dangerous monsters in the area.

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