Posted by Gabriel0813 5 years ago Report

GET THE CLAMPS HE ASKING FOR IT!!!

Posted by Blaine2297 5 years ago Report

Give'em the clamps, Clamps!

Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report

Yeah'all making me miss Futarama TT^TT
Love it XD

Posted by reliuskaiser 5 years ago Report

He is enjoying this just a bit much...or maybe not enough~

Posted by thedark123star 5 years ago Report

Dat boi is too horny for his own good

Posted by bonberjean 5 years ago Report

why I am laughing?

Posted by chaos12 5 years ago Report

Best line i've heard so dar. XD

Posted by Softpony 5 years ago Report

I rarely laugh this hard at porn.

Posted by Cman65 5 years ago Report

Ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by deadlock89 5 years ago Report

That is a good question, lol

Posted by YHunter1561 5 years ago Report

There is no way that should be possible if she's telling the truth. Even by comic standards, that defies the laws of biology and possibly more.

Posted by LizardWizard444 5 years ago Report

he's holding has asshole closed with shear force of libido

Posted by YHunter1561 5 years ago Report

Can't wait to hear the explanation for THAT.

Posted by LizardWizard444 5 years ago Report

that line at the end is just perfect

Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report

Careful... don't let go of the string, otherwise... SHLURP!!!
How deep will it go <3 <3 <3
(I think that should be a new game, like Jay Leno's Will it Float)

Posted by YHunter1561 5 years ago Report

No idea what you are talking about. I don't watch his show. No cable or satellite here, just streaming (Netflix/Hulu).

Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report

It's a Saturday night talk show called "The Tonight Show" but like really late Saturday night. Or it WAS... Jay Leno retired and was taken over by Jimmy Fallon.
But I feel yeah, I don't have cable or satellite anymore. The price of such things are just absolutely ridiculous now.
But basically, he finds out if something floats by putting things into a tank of water.

Posted by YHunter1561 5 years ago Report

Huh, the more you know.... As for the SAT/cable prices, that's not the issue for me. Its the fact that my apartment has a ludicrous amount of BS to get satellite and doesn't allow cable. To put it in perspective, we have to fill out a 30 page form and wait up to 400 days (not counting weekends) for it to reach and be processed by the building owners. The slap in the face to all this is 1: you might get denied and won't even be notified of this fact until the end of the wait time and 2: they have the satellite and everything ready and installed. They just need to give tenets access to it. I'm not the only one that's pissed about that either.

Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report

By the power of Greyskull... I'd have stormed the owners office with the intent of imprisoning the fool in a shoe box, ducktaped closed, and tossed in outhouse found in the most highly dense backwoods redneck community for all eternity, for such a ludicrous setup JUST to get satellite.

I'm sorry you have to deal with that... Luckily, there are other avenues to go about finding entertainment XD

Posted by YHunter1561 5 years ago Report

No big deal. I can get by with just Netflix and Hulu. Though, I may be losing Netflix soon. They upped their prices again. Greedy sons of..... well, you can fill in the blank. If you aren't convinced Netflix is greedy, I'll tell you this. The only reason Netflix isn't on the Nintendo Switch is because Netflix wants a 90/10 split in their favor instead of the usual 50/50.

Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report

I did Netflix a loooooooong time ago, I think when it was 7.99 a month. I stopped my subscription to it because they had a crappy anime selection.
But we seemed to have hijacked Jame's submission XD
At any rate, It would be good to see something along the lines of how deep something will go XD
Especially with these two, they're such a riot together <3

Posted by Kooshmeister 5 years ago Report

Aamon, you booger.

Posted by CrimsonShadow900 5 years ago Report

We f**k everyday
How are you so tight??!!!
Lol best line ever

Posted by somercet 5 years ago Report

She knew he was a power bottom, but not *how* powerful...