Posted by nervousvampire 5 years ago Report

I see the people of this world like 80's stallone movies.

Posted by MalMasque 5 years ago Report

HOW DO THEY WORK?!?!

Posted by bellylov3rs 5 years ago Report

"he doesn't know about the 3 seashells hehehehehehehhe!"

Posted by RandomInjury 5 years ago Report

It's OBVIOUS how the 3 Seashells work...

You scoop the shit out of your ass with each one in turn, then you wash them off in the sink.

I don't know what's not to understand.

Posted by Hereforvore 5 years ago Report

But then how do you clean your ass?

Posted by RandomInjury 5 years ago Report

I'm not saying you used the Sea Shells to Dig the crap out of your colon. You crap. Scrape your butt clean, then your clean.

What's to be confused about?

Posted by TastesUndivided 4 years ago Report

But why are there always 3 Shells? Why such a specific amount? It must require some sort of special technique or something.

Posted by RandomInjury 4 years ago Report

Well you see the first one does the majority of the work. The Second is for cleaning up everything you missed. And the third one is just for security.

Posted by TastesUndivided 4 years ago Report

Then why do toilet paper not come in packs of 3 if it's such a perfect number?

Posted by RandomInjury 4 years ago Report

... Huh?
I never claimed three was a perfect number?
Also do you use more then one roll per use of the toilet?
Also why would you want to purchase the exact ammount needed to clean your ass one time?
Wouldn't you want packs to come in 30s so you can do it 10 times?
Your argument is insane.

Posted by neversurrender21 5 years ago Report

Those damn shells!

Posted by Altimos 5 years ago Report

This... THIS right here, is why I continue to love your work... John Spartan wants to know, too <3 <3 <3

Also, "be well" always gets me, especially when ole John said to "be fucked," which is funny, because there is a droid in Star Wars The Old Republic (SWtoR), that says this... So, whenever I leave the speeder station and he says this, my retort is the same as John Spartans XD

Posted by Kasra 5 years ago Report

Everybody loves Demolition Man. It is a universal constant.

Posted by chazhaz108 5 years ago Report

i feel bad for her, she's working with a boss who's oblivious to the biology of humans and tries to ease her into vore which she wont survive, now these aliens show that they know NOTHING about humans, poor girls gonna be fat on her boss by the end of this i'm sure